Western Suburbs Run 1115

Western Suburb’s HASH HOUSE HARRIER’S HASH TRASH

Run: 1115

March: 5th 2002. St. David’s Day Run. R.M.I.T. Campus

Hare: Too Dumb 2 Die. Virgin WSH3 Run.

Franklin St, Melb.

Sensational turnout of

24 runners; 7 Lakeside; 3 visitors (Tanya, Pat & Sula) and 14 of WSH3 finest gather in the courtyard of building 11, R.M.I.T. Franklin Street Campus…it’s a rather scary medieval setting as we’re surrounded by 5 meter cobble stoned walls which look like an extension of the old Melbourne Goal which by the way was only a few meters from the ‘On On’. Another 100 meters down the road was the now former Victorian Head Office of Ansett… It was the end of an era…After 66 years, the flying southern cross called it a day with the last flight from Perth landing at Tullamarine Airport 5.45am March the 5th…A day when 16,000 Ansett workers joined Leech on the dole.

The Run:

Started on time at 7.30pm heading along Victoria Parade; crossing over Victoria Parade to the Fitzroy Gardens; through the gardens we continued passing the magnificent exhibition buildings, further along we ran closing in on Carlton’s Johnson Street, it’s here where we turned left running towards Lygon Street, eventually grouping together at the first Hash Holt on the Nicholson Street overpass. We looked down and noticed Boner gesticulating and yelling back to us,

“On On, I’ve found trail, it’s down here!“…our immediate and collective response was, “come up here you short cutting bastard, it’s a Hash Holt”…Boner, as usual took no notice and continued to do his own thing…he gave us the arse and was last seen chattering up a couple of S11 type girls whilst enjoying a short black at the University Café in Lygon Street.

• The temperature was hovering around 28 degrees as we ran down and off the stairs of the overpass with trail continuing through the grounds of Melbourne University. Instantly, as appearing from nowhere, the temperature dropped by10 degrees…this was no miracle however…simply trail taking us down to the cool confines of the University’s underground car-park…This respite lasted only a few seconds, or depending on how fast you were running.
• By now we had left Carlton and were on our way to North Melbourne, running down King Street to the drinks stop in the Dudley Street Gardens. On home was only a K away, down Lonsdale Street.

As this was

Too Dumb 2 Die’s virgin hare run with WSH3…I suggest we at least give him a chance. I’m talking about the quality of food presented to a WSH3 run…TD2D will eventually drag himself up from the standards he’s become accustom to at Lakeside and get away from the once tragic standards set by our own Leech and Doona 18 months ago at the now ill-fated Williamstown playground greasy sausage run. Lets look forward however to tonight’s run at Titearse’s; Titearse’s virgin hare run as many will remember (sadly Titearse didn’t remember, he was unconscious…the run was that long, he got pissed waiting for us and passed out!) the food was excellent though, we were presented with a genuine Queensland stew…I wonder what could be on the menu tonight?

Back to

TD2D’s St. David’s day run. I was reminded it was St. David’s day and the food presented (greasy sausages) had something to do with this particular event…I don’t know precisely when St. David died but I’m tipping the cause of death was exacerbated by elevated levels of cholesterol.

St. David was the patron saint of Wales around 649 BC…also known as the patron saint of shitty sausages.

Charges:

• Scrubber and Downsizing charged for wearing long pants to hide their hairy legs.

Grunter

charged for being lazy and not running.

The Boomerang

(legend from Lakeside) charged Quasimodo for setting the pace.

Boner

charged for taking over PB’s job as religious advisor.

E&B

(Lakeside’s GM) charges Grunter because her pussy is weeping…Apparently Titearse accidentally kicked Grunter’s pussy…Grunter called the RSPCA and reported this appalling act of cruelty. Titearse’s weekends are now taken up doing charity work at the RSPCA washing stray pussy’s…oooh, the thought of a stray pussy still excites a hashman!

Wings’

charges Bonner for murdering the English language…anyone who has received an e-mail from Boner lately will know what I mean. (This should have been a shared charge; charge originally initiated by BB via an e-mail)

On On: Wings.

Roll Call: WSH3 biggest turnout in many years:

Titearse Cooch

Wings Whippet

Downsizing Deep Throat

Too Dumb 2 Die O’Douch

Grunter The Boomerang

Boner Quasimodo

Scrubber

Doona Visitors:

Leech Sula (virgin runner)

P.B Pat

Benny the Beast Tanya

Jo? (new runner)

B.B