Lakeside Hash House Harriers
The drinking club with a running problem
Lakeside run on Wednesday nights starting at 6:30ish, usually within 10kms of the Melbourne CBD (Central Boozing District). Runs cost $2, the food costs $3 unless it is at a pub, and drinks cost $2. Visitors are always welcome – just show up and ask for a drink!
LAKESIDE HASH-HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2002 – 2003
The Uncommitted
Grand Master
Mummies’ Boy (Phillip Edwards) Ph: 9479 1978
Sergeant @ Arms in absentia
Baa-baa-ra (Kevin Kitchingham) Ph: 0414 770 288
Hash Kash
Stuck -On (Wendy Guo) Ph: 9534 5495
Occasional On-sex
Too Dumb to Die (Ian Morgan) Ph: 0439 944 945
Social Sex
Egg’n’ Bacon Pie (Lorraine Gierck) Ph: 9421 1134
Trail Master
Cooch (Rowan Compagnoni) Ph: 9421 1134
Grog Master
Janus (Hugh Watts) Ph: 0419 698784
Religious advisor
Cheesecake (Elizabeth Kelly) Ph: 9521 8038
Web Master
The Boomerang (Jon Miller) Ph: 9523-1694
Hash Haberdashery
Lotsa Fun (Lai Fun) Ph: 9815-2363
Occasional Hash Flash
Shunt (Keith Ralph) Ph: 9570 4689
Honorary Hash Horn
IBM (Martin Evans) Ph: 0401-147-796
Checkin’ Chicken and Acting Sergeant
Udder Idjit (David Cheeseman) Ph: 0414 716 382
LSH3 Email
Web Site
Hash Trash contact
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS HASH TRASH
Run 971 19 February 2003
Venue: Royal Hotel, Clifton Hill
Hares: Mummies Boy
It was a ___________ and _______________ evening as the Lakeside Hash set out on our gracious hare Mummies Boy’s run. Following the obligatory pre-run drinks at the Royal Hotel the pack took off at a fast gallop. FRBs ________________ and ___________ took the lead as we headed __________ along the ____________. It wasn’t long before we came to a ________________ near a _______________ and the trail quickly took a turn for the worse. ________________ could be heard to say “This trail is ____________!” And any hashers near enough to hear, had to agree it truly was a _________ run.
But soon enough we came to the _____________ and not far from there we were back on-in to the Royal , apart from stragglers like _____________.
Once back at the on-in we were treated to a _____________ feast of __________, ___________, and ___________. No one could complain at the _____________ of the food, but the ___________ was an issue with some.
The circle was quickly called to order and the charges began. The hare was called up for his ____________ run. ___________ rated the run ______ out of ______ and said it was the ___________ trail ever. Next up were the visitors and virgins, of which there were ______________.
Then this week’s Sgt stepped forward. ____________ had a few numbers to call out: __________ was on his/her ______ run and was presented with a __________. _________ was given a charge for ___________ on the ___________. And then it was opened up to the floor.
_____________ charged ___________ for _____________.
____________ charged _____________ for _____________.
And ______________ was charged for _______________in his/her __________ _______.
With that the raffle was drawn. _________ walked away with a lovely ____________, the rest of us just pissed off.
On-On
TDTD
UPCUMMING RUNS
Date
Run Number
Hare
Venue
Melways
Et Cetera
26/2/03
972
Thirsty
Burnley
?? 5/3/03
973
St David’s Day Run
TDTD Barbeque closest to Morell Bridge, south bank of Yarra River, Melbourne 2G E11
Genuine Welsh sausages and Welsh chips – yum!
12/3/03
974
Mothball BBQ Area, Stanley Grose Drive, Ashburton 60 A12
Mothball’s gross run. Not to be missed!
Other Events
When
What
Where
Melways
Et Cetera
22-23 March 2003
Rutherglen BASH Weekend
Victorian Hotel, Rutherglen Moved up one week to the 22nd. See E&B or Cooch for more details