It was a double V day: Virgin hare, Virgin location for Lakeside. Also unique for having a residence with side‐fence access to the pack. Very appropriate for the circumstances of the times.
Run was through the wilds of Brighton. Many residents were apparently not accustomed to hearing shouting in the street: “Have you lost your cat?”
The run was marked with dobs of flour in quadruplicate and flour arrows in triplicate all marked with military precision. The evening was calm and clear (unlike the gale at the Lake the week before). There was a drink stop at the half way point: Fireball whisky shots with cider chasers ‐ just the drop we needed.
After the run, we happily partook of the hash grog until the pizzas arrived. First up in the circle we welcomed two newcomers: Jaqueline and Noel, previously associated with Bollywood’s birthday weekend away run in Inverloch. They were asked to tell a joke or reveal their most embarrassing moment. Jaqueline came up with something but Noel was completely stumped.
Pog was charged by E&B for answering the call when someone made an oath to Jesus before the run. He explained that when he was little he prayed and spoke to God. Later he realised he was just talking to himself, so therefore he must be God.
Next the hare, Wet Pussy was out in front. After a call for a run report he proceeded to give it himself, in extravagant detail. The GM called for other reports. Whippet came up with some more information, but not too much in disagreement with the hare. Bollywood gave the walk report in her usual entertaining hash fashion.
Addon was charged for having a birthday and being 20. Whippet said he could remember when she was born. Klingon said he could too and both were charged.
Shiny Dick was charged for being late and Noel was charged for being a replacement for Dr Boner, a previous Lakeside Hasher who was also a surgeon.
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Klingon
(Too dark to take photos)