Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2005-2006
Grand Master: Klingon Religious Advisor: Whippet Hash Cash: Tiger Moth & Mothball Grog Master: Janus Checking Chicken: Silent But Deadly Sergeant at Arms: Clitus Soc Sec: Egg & Bacon Pie On Sec: The Shah Hash Haberdash: Shagadelic Hare Raiser: Prince Hash Flash: Stuckon Web Master: Klingon
Run 1105, 03 Aug 2005 Hare: Committee – aka Prince Venue: The Plough and Harrow, 596 Swanston St, Carlton.
To the melody “Where have all the flowers gone?
Where have all the hashers gone? Long Time Passing Where have all the hashers gone? Long, long ago, Where have all the hashers gone? Gone to warm beds everyone Why would they run along? When it’s raining and long
Yes it was a boutique run with a chosen few of 15 runners plus children and dogs. Prince set the run through the northern part of the city, down dark alleys, over busy roads and past some rather glamorous young ladies at Melbourne University. There was an added bonus for “The Bill” fans when the trail took us through the Housing Commission flats cloned from the notorious Larkmead estate in South London, where members of the bill are regularly raped, shot, have gay and lesbian affairs and are always too slow to catch any villain less the 68 years old.
As usual Mothball was complaining, this time about the lack of arrows. Just as he was making his way home from the Larkmead estate, Plunger found trail and the chosen few managed to finish the run.
Excellent food and service at the pub (formerly known as the Canadian Club Hotel) and marked as such in the Melways
Plunger in an extraordinary show of generosity scored the run 8 ½ out of 10.
Charges
Returnees – Cock Up and Punch
Special Runs – Plunger 5, Yolanda 5, Clitus 60.
GM – for not getting tickets for the Melb. Uni ball
E and B – foe calling the sergeant a head checker
Father – for sending the run report by snail mail
Mothball – first to spot the glamour at Melb. Uni.
Etc etc
Next run at the Elsternwick Hotel cnr Glenhuntly Road and Nepean Hwy.
Scribe: Udder Idjit
Upcoming Events Last Full Moon run: No. 64, 24 July, 2005. Hare: Sooty. Location: Eyre Road, Burkes Lookout Montrose, Map 66 D2
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