Date: 1-Oct-14
Hares: LuBangOz and LubeOil
Venue: 18 Grove Rd Hawthorn
Visitors
Amy, Kerry, Ingrid, Janet
Returnees
Racey Tracey, Lick-N-Stick, Twisted Sister, Mothball, Gargoyle, Behind Bars, Peg and Swingers
Special Runs
E&B x 575, Prickly Bush 69+12, Fitter Critter x 21, Deeper x 474
Run Report by Critter – the pack ran in circles, there were lots of long run stretches, trail went down the Yarra on one side and then up the Yarra on the other side. At one stage – the greatest embarrassment for a serious runner – the walkers caught up. We all went to Ikea in Richmond.
Walk report by Mothball – similar route to runners where trail led to Ikea and back via Church St. Mothy awarded walk 6/12 because he couldn’t find walkers arrows.
Deeper started the singing then Lethal and E&B bastardised “The Men of Harlech”. Only Behind Bars knows how to sing properly, the others sound like a cat having its testicles squeezed.
There was a lot of nonsense about football. Apparently Whorethorn won the final. Udder was most disparaging about AFL – he follows the nancy game of soccer and barracks for a team called
Arse –anal.
Charges
- Lick-n-Stick for resting before, during and after the run to get in practice for being the stand-in grog master.
- Behind Bars for going on holiday to Detroit.
- Gargoyle and Prince for barracking for Collingwood.
- Big Ears for bringing his own grog.
- Mother Trucker and Blood Sucker for I know not what.
- Pointy for not being able to take Mother Trucker and Blood Sucker away. This was a set-up by Udder – the plan was that Pointy would screw up the MT/BS charge which he did. Udder then hit on Critter who was able to take them away and showed that she is way smarter than Udder.
- Critter for being a smartarse.
- Big Ears for telling E&B that she looked like a council worker only she moves faster.
- LuBangOz for having a slow garage door.
- Behind Bars for having a PhD but not being able to read a map.
- Udder who also can’t read a map and for short-cutting.
- Cooch for running through 2 arrows without seeing them.
- Big Ears charged with animal cruelty for losing his dog.
- Sergeant for losing control of the circle.
- Cheesecake for being Attila the Hen.
- Udder for wearing Dutch sergeant’s uniform when he’s only a private.
- Lethal for confusing E&B with Prince.
Circle ended with Lethal and E&B leading everyone in “Swing Low”.
Things in the Lubes shed. What is he doing in there? He has 4 shovels and a wheelbarrow.
He has 9 large cutting instruments.
He has a man sized wooden box.
And there’s another man sized box – Does LubangOz have plans for Udder?
Any speculation about the contents of LuBangOz’s shed is most welcome.
Food was sen-bloody-sational. Two Indonesian curries with heaps of rice followed by dessert. Pack behaved like a pack of ravenous seagulls attacking a bag of hot chips. Young LubeOil is definitely in the running for the best food of the year.
Scribe: Cheesecake