Did you see the press report a couple of weeks ago (22/1/16) where a flock of sheep stopped a high-speed driver after a 90 minute police pursuit through Central Otago near Queenstown NZ. The police pulled over a driver whose car was bereft of number plates but the driver suddenly sped off. The police couldn’t catch him and the road spikes couldn’t stop him. That is until the sheep flock ended his fun on the narrow road. The NZ authorities had to call on their elite Scotland Yard-type crime fighting unit – the Bureau of Special Sheep Yard or BOSSY, to capture the dodgy driver. NZ sheep have long been engaged as crime-fighters. Up in Wellington, a flock of Romney Marsh cracked a long running cattle-rustling ring while down in Dunedin some Corriedales stopped a bank hold-up.
Meanwhile Udder heard there was fun to be had at Waiwhakamukau and quickly booked a flight across the dutch. Unfortunately his plane was driven by a female pilot who naturally couldn’t read a map. She couldn’t locate ‘why-fuck-a-moo-cow’ anywhere so she landed at Waikikamukau instead. All Udder got for his efforts was a severely bruised bum. Even Udder drew the line at travelling on to Waiwhakapapa, as he’d had trouble with ex-girlfriends’ fathers in the past.
Walk Report
Mothball walk report: Prince asked walkers to gather close then we were told to go up Anderson, turn right, and right again. They found and lost and found the Trail again on the Tan. Good walk, v enjoyable. 990/1000
Run Report
2 Bottoms did run report: Quite unique (Lubang point of order….can’t be both). Prince was the Running Hare so 2 Bottoms threw to Prince to comment on run. Prince said he was impressed with how well the pack stayed together. Went East, along road, sth yarra, . Lubang (must have been feeling in tough mood……called for a low score). 2 Bottoms scored it 1699/1709
Returnees and Visitors
BarterB, Highly, Codpiece, Kind Schnitzel, Lizard who came and went very quickly
Virgin: Geoffrey from Kentucky…. said something about “Where’s the Goat?”. Mummy’s Boy “he has confused Hashers with Freemasons”
We started to sounds of Deeper’s music featuring the Fucka Bucka choir demonstrating a Baptist influence. No idea what this meant but …… something about Deeper not bothering to return to NZ as he was too impatient to line up again for a Morris Minor??. Mummy wanted to comment the only difference between the Milford Sound track and the NZ cricket team was that not everyone has walked over the track………..but he conceded NZ cricketers have won a couple.
Something about 2 Bottoms being from Lichtenstein so ignorant of NZ matters in reference again to the Fucka Bucka Pucka choir music on Deeper’s iPad. 2 Bottoms “is that your “”tape”” Deeper. Much reference to old technology
Mummy’s Boy did a great job keeping the circle going as he had to compete with an amazing sunset over the Yarra with many Bats flying overhead………not a Flight of Bats but either a Colony of Bats or a Camp of Bats…….. and toned, tight-arsed runners in teeny weeny shorts ((no Nickelby has not returned yet!!)) speeding by……..
Charges
Sergeant – Mummies Boy
- Hares – Pointy, Prince, Deeper.
- Deeper saying to Prickly and thereby bringing up his home life “I just did it, you do it”.
- Sweaty for upsetting the snakes at Harewood and Kat for being silly to run 2nd in line.
- Rare Bird Cooch for calling On On.
- Sweaty for obviously getting into the Olympic Year spirit and going On On after On Home. Racy charged Sweaty for over training.
- Astro for his cataract operation which obviously went well as he saw the arrow to cut into the gardens which was missed by others walkers who continued to St Kilda road.
- Kat for arriving at run in high heels and a dress on her bike. She’d had earlier engagement across river…….work.
- Nashi for stuffing up taking them away for the audacity to mention the Pies.
- Kling On for not naming the chargees individually.
- Cheesecake lookalike (Gargoyle) for a Run Report ((Deeper was the charger)) talking about KOK UP running thru the Burley Gardens…Burley something to do with fishing.
- Pointy for false pretences – today NZ, next week St George’s, Aust Day……
- Prince for being geographically embarrassed. Looked up, got confused said On Right and went Left. He lifted up a Bread Box (must have been a plastic bread box crate) to find his arrow..
- Prince for a technical charge having an On Back a step away from flour.
- Udder for Doggy abuse (Harpo) – bestiality charge and a question about whether that’s all he abused.
- Tight wad Deeper as he said it was their anniversary and he chose to bring Prickly to $5 Hash night. Prickly got free drink out of this too.
- Rebound on Punch who tried to charge CL for volunteering to scribe. CL admitted she wasn’t so noble but had been asked by Cheesey.
- Mother Brown came from Richmond Station and commented no trail marked but it wasn’t from that direction.
- Prince for a check on a busy road and crossed without a crossing.
Swamp Rat handed out lost items from Harewood ending with “I’ve got so much butter”….
Pointy did a great job with ham, salami, salad, eggs and lots of bread salvaged from the 1700th run.