We arrived at a rather classy joint that was all about the wines and beer. An adjacent cellar, and a cozy bar were superb. The trail led us through the leafy suburbs of Eaglemont. The ground was easy going, the hills were slight. Old rail markings featured on the route. Runners reported of a trail that was tickled pink, with pit stops so considerably included. Weather was superb which allowed for al fresco dining on home. The oblong circle took place in the courtyard on a beautiful night. Everyone was so stuffed with pizza that sitting in the circle may have been defended with eminent pregnancy of food babies. I kindly provided a sample below with the map.
Run Report
The run report was delivered by Big Ears. Score 1169/1700.
Walkers Report
Following my hash hansard, the walk report was shat. No one complained about the length, as it was so shat we got back early and had beers. Score 1720/1700.
Returnees
Prince (from the dead), Noballs, Spreadon, The Book.
Charges
- GG was charged for using not so black and white logic by catching a train to Richmond and then riding a fair way to Eagle Bar. GG’s futile defence that Sweaty Box applied the same logic was flawed with Sweaty residing near said ridiculous train rendezvous. Klingon couldn’t take it anymore and coughed up mothballs (not the hasher) in the circle. German chants such as “Lim, Lim, TOR” were heard in between mothball attacks.
- Mummy’s Boy was charged for marking the trail with more streaky powder patterns than a CEO’s hotel in the 80’s. This perhaps explained if the trail felt half cut. Forgot to check for nose bleeds.
- Big Ears for wanting his dog chaperoned, and dog for providing towing services.
- Prince for not being able to sing the takeaway song. Too soon to joke. Too present for a 5min silence.
- Mummy’s Boy for using pink chalk to lead the group up the garden path to public toilets in the dark of night.
- Swingers for going down on the run.
- Prickly Bush for pointing out that it’s unknown how much she has been coming in the last two weeks. There were many coming to conclusions during this charge.
- Lost Jewels and Over the Top – Being (Front Running Bastards) Bastards by walking ahead of the runners altogether. Taking FRB treasure was just too much.
- Mummy’s Boy for setting a check at a busy intersection (Heidelberg Rd near town hall).
- Blackbeard for saving the check. Mother Brown delivered a joke. It had three parts with a punchline. I recall it being clever.
29 April – June 1, 2016 – Mount Baw Baw Weekend
June 22, 2016 at the Rising Sun Hotel – Lakeside Hash AGPU Mummy’s Boy recommended some fabulous wines next door. A few of us enjoyed them at Mount Baw Baw. The circle closed with the Lakeside Hash Song. “Beer, beer, cherish the sight…”
