Lakeside’s Elite Athletes Make History as Sport No 299 on Beefy’s Quest for “365 Days of Sport”
There’s got to be a story behind a bloke who arrives at his Virgin Lakeside Run wearing jeans, carrying a SLR camera plus photo lens and who chucks business cards on the tables. Lakesiders tuning in last week to the 7pm news on that Station dear to the hearts of lefty, politically correct viewers wanting their eight cents a day, would have been familiar with Beefy’s visage. He and his mate are the creators of “365 Days of Sport” an idea found at the bottom of many pints of Evans Evans beer (those Welsh have such imaginative parents). Beefy earned his nickname cause he loves watching sport – any sport – so set off on a quest to watch a different sport every day for 365 days. In Beefy’s world the word “Sport” embraces a tolerant attitude in terms of definition as Beefy spent last week watching “Dancing with Dogs” and this week he’s at Hash.
Run 1751 | 19th October 2016 | Lost Jewels/Over The Top @ Bay and Bridge Hotel
GM welcomed the pack to Run No 1751
Visitors
Replica on his way to New Zealand needed a stop-over cause his Mother Hash Hamersley Perth is far, far away
Beefy – from Wales via South Yarra. Desperate for a free drink cause watching Sport every day for 365 days requires much lubrication
Returnees
Jetlagged Lubang and Luboil
Virgin Hares
Over The Top and Lost Jewels
In a small room with limited oxygen gentlemanly Two Bottoms provided a short, succinct Run Report so that Punch had plenty of air to provide her detailed Walk Report. Punch’s Punchline was that either the arrows got further apart or she got slower.
Charges
Punch – (you guessed it) the longest Walk Report ever
Hares – befuddling Hashers by promising elevated Arrows but Replica only found them on the ground (note: he is rather demure of stature)
Hares – in desperation called at Big Ears’ country estate to borrow his industrial stamper. Canny Punch revealed how Big Ears created such big arrows by using Self-Raising flour.
Big Ears – no Lakeside arrows in aforesaid mega stamper
Kok Up and Sweaty Box – the Balls Up skit involving two large, pink, male appendage jousting implements (created by Gargoyle) was a complete Kok Up and introduced a whole new dimension for our GM. Punch’s advice was to follow traditional fishing practices and go for one at a time.
Punch – for too much information
Lotsafun – to get her off her delicate, lady-like bottom (charge from Two Bottoms who has ownership of such matters)
Two Bottoms – public nudity (Did anyone see his Bottom?)
Astro – claiming the 5th Amendment, or possibly the Pregnancy Clause, for the right to sit on his delicate, gentlemanly-like bottom
Kok Up – generally vigilant Grog Master got distracted and was charged for not paying attention
NickleBy – short shorts versus under-the-armpits trackies
Lotsa – naughty girl for munching on her pizza topping but avoiding her crusts
NickleBy- a joke involving maidens skinny dipping. Farmer didn’t come to watch but to feed his crocodile (possibly a true story if you live in NT)
Lost Jools – needing the book and taking aeons to read and recite the Hash Song “it’s not very long”
Replica – cause if you’ve come all the way from Hammersley you need more than one freebie
Lubang – beer as antidote for jet lag
- Run 1750 | 15th October 2016 |Balls Up at Wattle Park
- Run 1752 | 26th October 2016 | E&B @ Barkley Gardens, Richmond