Lakeside Hash House Harriers
The drinking club with a running problem
Lakeside run on Wednesday nights starting at 6:30ish, usually within 10kms of the Melbourne CBD (Central Boozing District). Runs cost $2, the food costs $3 unless it is at a pub, and drinks cost $2. Visitors are always welcome – just show up and ask for a drink!
LAKESIDE HASH-HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2002 – 2003
The Uncommitted
Grand Master
Mummies Boy (Phillip Edwards) Ph: 9479 1978
Sergeant @ Arms
Baa-baa-ra (Kevin Kitchingham) Ph: 0414 770 288
Hash Kash
Stuck -On (Wendy Guo) Ph:9534 5495
Hash On-sex
Too Dumb to Die (Ian Morgan) Ph: 0439 944 945
Social Sex
Eggn Bacon Pie (Lorraine Gierck) Ph: 9421 1134
Trail Master
Cooch (Rowan Compagnoni) Ph: 9421 1134
Grog Master
Janus (Hugh Watts) Ph:0419 698784
Religious advisor
Cheesecake (Elizabeth Kelly) Ph: 9521 8038
Web Master
The Boomerang (Jon Miller) Ph: 9523-1694
Hash Haberdashery
Lotsa Fun (Lai Fun) Ph: 9815-2363
Hash Flash
Shunt (Keith Ralph) Ph: 9570 4689
Hash Horn
IBM (Martin Evans) Ph: 0401-147-796
Checkin Chicken
Udder Idjit (David Cheeseman) Ph: 0414 716 382
LSH3 Email all@lakesidehash.asn.au
Web Site www.LakesideHash.asn.au
Hash Trash contact jsbibm@pacific.net.au
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS HASH TRASH
Run 954 HAUNTED HALLOWEENIE HASH 30 October 2002
Venue: Flagstaff Gardens – Daylight and barbecue run.
Hare: TDTD
The Hash trail was a “follow the pumpkins” (that’s trail – not the fat bastards that run hash) around the Melbourne sites of murder, mayhem and ghoulish goings-on, with a set of clues in most cases pointing directly to the appropriate site, but in at least one case missing the right building by a few hundred yards! And a bit of confusion about Princesses and Princes (even though Prince was on the run). And so we visited :-
Flagstaff Gardens, Victoria Market, Old Melbourne Gaol, Former Police Garage, Princess Theatre, Princes Bridge (via the new Riverside Park & Federation Square), Flinders Street Station, Sebel Hotel, Mitre Tavern, Old Titles Office and an odd car park in Little Lonsdale Street.
Plugger gave a rundown of the trail and scored the run 144 out of 200.
Everyone got all the clues right, so the winner was pulled out of the hat. 1st. Plugger 2nd.Summer Intern.
Visitors were Melbourne Monk and Summer Intern, and The Boomerang returned from his trip to Tibet (or how to loose 20 kilos in one easy lesson).
The stand-in sergeant for the night was Shunt.
- Special runs were Mothball – 140, Chico – 88, Mummies Boy – 178
- Plugger charged Silent But Deadly for his NIKE vest
- Melbourne Monk charged TDTD for his Prince confusion.
- TDTD charged Shunt for being known round the city by two large rotund gentlemen from Townsville Hash.
- Summer Intern charged Klingon for having a song on his T-shirt but still not knowing the words.
- Barter Bitch charged Point Post for interrupting his cat screwing a possum in the lounge at 2 am.
- TDTD charged The Boomerang for his Tibetan diet.
- Melbourne Monk charged Klingon for short cutting.
- Miss Piggy charged Mummies Boy for his poor archaeology.
- Klingon charged Father for his genealogy.
- Shunt called someone Like a Virgin – it was starting to get very dark.
- Miss Piggy charged GG for forcing himself on a lady.
- Mummies Boy charged Shunt for his archaeology
- And finally TDTD charged Cooch for wearing Halloween colours.
And just to be different there was no Hash raffle but an auction of rare and exclusive Hash T-shirts from Fathers massive collection. And to close Mummies Boy said Baaarbaaara would be the stand in GM while he was off digging.
On-on
Point Post
UPCUMMING RUNS
Date Run Number Hare Venue Melways Et Cetera 6/11/02 955
Hat Run
Cooch Barkly Gardens BBQ area, Burnley 2H B12 Weve hat it with Whorelse. This is Coochs hat run 13/11/02 956 Plugger Hibernian Hotel
cnr Graham and Ross Street, Port Melbourne
2J C4 On On at Chinese restaurant Mandarin Garden (no MSG) attached to the pub. 20/11/02 957 ? 27/11/02 958 ? 3/12/02 959
Western Suburbs HHH AGM
WSHHH Committee Station Hotel Cnr. Napier and Hyde Sts, Footscray 41 D5 THIS IS A TUESDAY RUN WITH A 7:00 START! $10 for food and run 11/12/02 960
“Coburg Challenge”
Remover Spanish Restaurant in Coburg