Lakeside Hash House Harriers
The drinking club with a running problem
Lakeside run on Wednesday nights starting at 6:30ish, usually within 10kms of the Melbourne CBD (Central Boozing District). Runs cost $2, the food costs $3 unless it is at a pub, and drinks cost $2. Visitors are always welcome – just show up and ask for a drink!
LAKESIDE HASH-HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2002 – 2003
The Uncommitted
Grand Master
Mummies Boy (Phillip Edwards) Ph: 9479 1978
Sergeant @ Arms in absentia
Baa-baa-ra (Kevin Kitchingham) Ph: 0414 770 288
Hash Kash
Stuck -On (Wendy Guo) Ph: 9534 5495
Hash On-sex
Too Dumb to Die (Ian Morgan) Ph: 0439 944 945
Social Sex
Eggn Bacon Pie (Lorraine Gierck) Ph: 9421 1134
Trail Master
Cooch (Rowan Compagnoni) Ph: 9421 1134
Grog Master
Janus (Hugh Watts) Ph: 0419 698784
Religious advisor
Cheesecake (Elizabeth Kelly) Ph: 9521 8038
Web Master
The Boomerang (Jon Miller) Ph: 9523-1694
Hash Haberdashery
Lotsa Fun (Lai Fun) Ph: 9815-2363
Occasional Hash Flash
Shunt (Keith Ralph) Ph: 9570 4689
Honorary Hash Horn
IBM (Martin Evans) Ph: 0401-147-796
Checkin Chicken and Acting Sergeant
Udder Idjit (David Cheeseman) Ph: 0414 716 382
LSH3 Email
Web Site
Hash Trash contact
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS HASH TRASH
Run 964 8/1/03
Venue: Fairfield Park Reserve, Hawthorn
Hare: Nick and Lotsafun
It was visitors and returnees night at last Wednesdays run, hosted by Nick and Lotsafun. Although it was the first run of a new year, old habits die hard. Just when we thought we had a fully catered meal being prepared for us courtesy of the yuppies who were setting up at the BBQ with bottles of chardonnay and gourmet rissoles, Nick and Lotsafun rolled up about 30 minutes late and set us of on trail.
Visiting Canuck, Ass-teaser, decided to show the pack gravid and fat from two weeks of grog and pudding how its done in the Great White North by setting off at a brisk pace from the Fairfield Park oval. Fortunately, once the sweating, flabby, shamble of a pack grunted up and over the first hill it was mostly downhill and flat from there. We made our somewhat convoluted way past a private school or two and a cycling track before the trail veered sharply downwards into a concrete irrigation ditch.
Dodging brownsnakes and syringes we gingerly minced through the scrub at the bottom, coming out somewhere in the vicinity of yet another toff college. All the blazer wearing sodomites were still off on holidays so didnt have to bear the sight of this motley crew desecrating the hallowed grounds. We thumped away down a suspended footbridge, did a loop around the Burnley oval, and sprinted on-home along the Yarra.
The pack had a good 60 minutes or so to cool off with a beer or six before the gourmet grub arrived on the scene. The yuppie rissoles had nothing on this spicy noodle dish, and the resultant gastronomic reations kept those hashers who hadnt come prepared for a 20 degree drop in temperature at least moderately warm through the evening.
Once fed, returning GM Mummies Boy drew the circle to order. Ass-teaser tried to disassemble E&Bs bike before declaring the run an “8” (out of what, we dont know). The visitors were called forward, leaving the few regular hashers back to call out a feeble “down down down” for Enduragal, Walter, Assteaser, Jeff, Stuckons Mum, Mayqueen and Mr. Mayqueen, Jane, Priscoola, Meredith, Lee, and a couple of others.
Lipstick
(aka “Sterling”) was singled out for operating under an alias in Queensland, and for engaging with Stormin Normin (aka “Very Quickly”), before Udder was dragged out to stand in for our absentee Sgt-at-Arms.
Walter and Enduro Girl
poured beer over their heads for talking business on vacation
Janus
was charged for brining posh German beer to the hash, and Prince was charged for using his mojo on the walkers.
A number of hashers were charged with dereliction of duty:
E&B
was charged for not bringing the Flinders Street Piper to hash more often
Quasi
charged Nick and Lotsafun for missing the plentitude of haberdashery opportunities this week
Somehow Bovine Breeder, Cooch, Whippet, and Shagadelic were charged for complaining about the fact that the Checkin Chicken didnt do his job
At this point yon faithful scribes fingers went numb, so anything else that transpired has gone unrecorded.
On-On
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UPCUMMING RUNS
Date
Run Number
Hare
Venue
Melways
Et Cetera
15/1/03
965
Point Post
Central Park
Cnr Burke Rd and Wattletree Rd, Malvern
59 G10
22/1/03
966
Prince
Carringbush Hotel, Cnr Langridge and Raphael Streets, Abbotsford
2C J12
29/1/03
967
Margarita Run
Whippet, ODoush, and Lay-on-me
Naughtons Hotel, 43 Royal Parade, Parkville
2B B5
CAUTION: Drink, Drive, Bloody Idiot. This is an easy tram ride from the CBD.
Other Events
When
What
Where
Melways
Et Cetera
29-30 March 2003
Rutherglen BASH Weekend
Victorian Hotel, Rutherglen See E&B or Cooch for more details
4 pm, 15/2/03
8th Annual Combined Melbourne Hashes Red Dress Run for Charity (ACMHRDRFC)
Oxford Scholar Hotel, 427 Swanston Street, CBD Contact Barterbitch at an-@pacific.net.au or 04121 661 503 for further details