LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS HASH TRASH
Run 955 Coochs Hat Run 6 November 2002
Venue: Barkly Gardens, Burnley
Hare: Cooch
The Janus, who’s ere so beguiling
Looking backward, then forward and smiling
Said ” Write the report
TD’s a bad sport –
(He’s stayed back at work to do filing”)
Miss Piggy said Janus “Why me”
That’s moi , en Francais, y’see
“Should I write up the run”?
He said” ‘Twill be fun”-
He lied, from each mouth, evilly
The trail on the Wednesday’s Hat Hash
Went round in a streaming mish mash
Of Lanes, Streets and Byways
And under the Highways
Up steps – then some bridges to bash
The Hat Run was set by our Coochie
And turned our incredibly smoochy
As down by the river
The Boardwalk aquiver
With ClingOn and StuckOn and Poochie
The shells on Melbournes broad Yarra
Were rowing as straight as an arrow
When GG yelled Onnnnnnnnnn
The reverberatiOnnnnnnnnnnnn
Sunk them all into Melbournes grey Yarra
FRBs led the pack at check one
Mothball and the rest followed on
Tho Nic and the Plugger
And Father, the bugger
Went off down a backstreet – for fun?
The absence of our Mummies boy
Not noticed, as Udder, so coy
Took over as GM
And on the podium
Called out all the sinners, with joy
One Hump, virgins Jan and Vanessa
(The latter a smart little dresser)
Got up for a drink
And as quick as a wink
MM took the chance to impress’er
Boomer, Prince, Shunt, SBD
And Tangles – all elegantly
Pressed suit on Janette –
She’s wondering yet
When she’ll meet Mr Eli Gib’Lee.
The hats, brimmed with flowers and lace
Or sombrero, that covered the face
Of BB mui guapa *-
That EnB so dappa
Lost out to the former, with grace
(*MissPiggese for “More beautiful”)
On-On
Miss Piggy
UPCUMMING RUNS
Date Run Number Hare Venue Melways Et Cetera 13/11/02 956 Plugger Hibernian Hotel
cnr Graham and Ross Street, Port Melbourne
2J C4 On On at Chinese restaurant Mandarin Garden (no MSG) attached to the pub. 20/11/02 957 Lizard BBQ area at Pt Ormond Reserve, near the end of Glen Huntley Road 67 A2 Beach Run. Bring something warm to change into. 27/11/02 958
St Andrews Day Run
E&B 115 Buckingham Street, Richmond 2H D3 Och! Wear something scottish. 3/12/02 959
Western Suburbs HHH AGM
WSHHH Committee Station Hotel Cnr. Napier and Hyde Sts, Footscray 42 D5 THIS IS A TUESDAY RUN WITH A 7:00 START! $10 for food and run 11/12/02 960
“Coburg Challenge”
Remover Spanish Restaurant in Coburg
Other Events
When What Where Melways Et Cetera 24/11/02
4:00 pm start
Full Moon HHH Run 31 Toorourrong Reservoir, Jacks Creek Rd (4.5km NE of Whittlesea) 510 N11 Talk to Father for more info or look on website:
28/11/02
7:00 pm start
Melbourne Ladies 1350th Run Harlequins Rugby Club, Power Ave, Ashwood 60 H12 $15 for meal, entertainment, and gift 14/12/02 Lakeside Xmas Party Dennis Trattoria, Bond Street, CBD Santa will be there for all to enjoy $40 plus Kris Kringle