Lakeside Hash House Harriers
The drinking club with a running problem
Lakeside run on Wednesday nights starting at 6:30ish, usually within 10kms of the Melbourne CBD (Central Boozing District). Runs cost $2, the food costs $3 unless it is at a pub, and drinks cost $2. Visitors are always welcome – just show up and ask for a drink!
LAKESIDE HASH-HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2002 – 2003
The Uncommitted
Grand Master
Mummies Boy (Phillip Edwards) Ph: 9479 1978
Sergeant @ Arms
Baa-baa-ra (Kevin Kitchingham) Ph: 0414 770 288
Hash Kash
Stuck -On (Wendy Guo) Ph: 9534 5495
Hash On-sex
Too Dumb to Die (Ian Morgan) Ph: 0439 944 945
Social Sex
Eggn Bacon Pie (Lorraine Gierck) Ph: 9421 1134
Trail Master
Cooch (Rowan Compagnoni) Ph: 9421 1134
Grog Master
Janus (Hugh Watts) Ph: 0419 698784
Religious advisor
Cheesecake (Elizabeth Kelly) Ph: 9521 8038
Web Master
The Boomerang (Jon Miller) Ph: 9523-1694
Hash Haberdashery
Lotsa Fun (Lai Fun) Ph: 9815-2363
Hash Flash
Shunt (Keith Ralph) Ph: 9570 4689
Hash Horn
IBM (Martin Evans) Ph: 0401-147-796
Checkin Chicken
Udder Idjit (David Cheeseman) Ph: 0414 716 382
LSH3 Email all@lakesidehash.asn.au
Web Site www.LakesideHash.asn.au
Hash Trash contact jsbibm@pacific.net.au
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS HASH TRASH
Run 956 13/11/02
Venue: Hibernian Hotel, Port Melbourne
Hare: Plugger
It was a fine, sunny, summery Melbourne afternoon. The kind of afternoon that just makes you want to laugh and love and love and laugh. Your unfaithful scribe was so full of the joie dvivre as the froggies say that he jumped on his bike and pedalled all the way to Point Ormond. It certainly was a lovely run site too bad Lizards run wasnt until next week. He jumped back on said bike and pedalled back up the beach to the Hibernian Hotel.
Port Melbourne was once such a lively, hip, happenin place that the corner of Graham and Ross Streets warranted not one, but two nearly identical pubs. Think of the demand that kept these two establishments pouring the piss, year after year, especially when the bar closed at 6pm and the women were at home rooting the milkman, popping weans out left and right, stewing potatoes and doing the laundry (often in the same pot).
Fortunately we live in more enlightened times, and it was a pack of both girls and boys that descended on the Hibernian for their pots and dim sims. The run was short and sweet, as was the circle. The only excrutiating and drawn-out bit this evening was waiting for the food to arrive. Father and Miss Piggy had made the fatal error of ordering the special peking duck and were left waiting while said special duck was flown in from Peking while the rest of us scarfed plates of chop suey and bowls of cream of sum yung gai.
No sooner had the diners wiped the salty fluid (no MSG) from their lips than Udder took centre stage. Plugger got a square root for his jaunt here and there through the back streets of Port Melbourne (ahwooo!) and then the ladies all had a drink Barterbitch for bringing strange men to hash, Love Custard and Shagadelic for avoiding us, and Pluggers Harem for hanging around with Plugger.
It was a special night with Miss Piggy and Toto turning 30 (again), Janus turning 60 (he hardly looks it) and Vanessa coming back for numero dos. Barterbitch presented Udder with “Udderly Smooth Greaseless, Stainless Cream”, picked up (along with a case of who knows what) at an undisclosed location near Las Vegas.
Lethal charged the FRBs for being FRBs and things quickly got out of hand. Miss Piggy, GG, and Kakadu were nattering away in the corner while Lipstick and Stormin Norman had disappeared under the tablecloth.
Bovine was charged for skimping on the goodies, and Vanessa had a drink for reading love notes from virgin hasher Con.
Now my fellow hashers, I would like to close with this warning from ASIO:
Ever notice how you never see the GM and Osama Bin Laden in the same place at the same time? No sooner does Mummies Boy leave the country than we have Osama on tape, uprest in Jordan, and general A-rab monkeyshines! See the evidence for yourself:
Is this the face of evil?
Or this?
You be the judge!
On-On
TDTD
UPCUMMING RUNS
Date Run Number Hare Venue Melways Et Cetera 20/11/02 957 Lizard BBQ area at Pt Ormond Reserve, near the end of Glen Huntley Road 67 A2 Beach Run. Bring something warm to change into. 27/11/02 958
St Andrews Day Run
E&B 115 Buckingham Street, Richmond 2H D3 Och! Wear something scottish. 3/12/02 959
Western Suburbs HHH AGM
WSHHH Committee Station Hotel Cnr. Napier and Hyde Sts, Footscray 42 D5 THIS IS A TUESDAY RUN WITH A 7:00 START! $10 for food and run 11/12/02 960
“Coburg Challenge”
Remover Spanish Restaurant in Coburg
Other Events
When What Where Melways Et Cetera 24/11/02
4:00 pm start
Full Moon HHH Run 31 Toorourrong Reservoir, Jacks Creek Rd (4.5km NE of Whittlesea) 510 N11 Talk to Father for more info or look on website:
28/11/02
7:00 pm start
Melbourne Ladies 1350th Run Harlequins Rugby Club, Power Ave, Ashwood 60 H12 $15 for meal, entertainment, and gift 14/12/02 Lakeside Xmas Party Dennis Trattoria, Bond Street, CBD Santa will be there for all to enjoy $40 plus Kris Kringle