Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2005-2006
Grand Master: Klingon Religious Advisor: Whippet Hash Cash: Tiger Moth & Mothball Grog Master: Janus Checking Chicken: Silent But Deadly Sergeant at Arms: Clitus Soc Sec: Egg & Bacon Pie On Sec: The Shah Hash Haberdash: Shagadelic Hare Raiser: Prince Hash Flash: Stuckon Web Master: Klingon
Run 1102, 12 July 2005 – Boner’s 1000th WSHHH run Hare: Boner Venue: The Prince of Wales Hotel, 506 Mount Alexander Road, Ascot Vale.
Run went alongside drains and quickly through all avenues of Ascot Vale and Moonee Ponds. What a run which had dirt climbing as its spice! Marbels described Boner as student of Hashology class with 1500 records in different courses. Such a great circle which started by TG singing a song for Boner, followed by a poem from Heart Breaker. Boner drank from a special glass which was provided by horse and pissed through his shirt. He also got a jacket for his for his 1000th run. It was a big achievement, which he celebrated with wife and daughter. Horse and Stream Shoes were other runners in the night that reached 1000 run milestone.
Announcements:
Irish-Balls-up on October 8’th. Kansa-Commonwealth Hash on March 12’th
Charges and other stuff: Scarlet ran three weeks in the row and Ben from Ballarat who couldn’t manage to organize the bus home. Two Scoops for making her knees dirty during the climb. Fart Lab got her vibrator (torch) after the run. Boner got another down down for pissing in sleeping bag in the weekend away. Captain complained about the quality of the T-shirts and started a strip tease show which ended by giving his last outfit to Boner. Abet from Connex Ballarat was disappointing to organize a bus. It seems organizing a bus to Ballarat is unachievable task! Happy had his 700 run and Boner was the last, as well as first, victim of the night accusing him of stabbing a lady who washed the run arrows.
Scribe: The Shah
Upcoming Events Next Full Moon run: No. 64, 24 July, 2005. Hare: Sooty. Location: Eyre Road, Burkes Lookout Montrose, Map 66 D2
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