Run 1151 Report

Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem

LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2005-2006

Grand Master: Klingon Religious Advisor: Whippet Hash Cash: Tiger Moth & Mothball Grog Master: Janus Checking Chicken: Silent But Deadly Sergeant at Arms: Clitus Soc Sec: Egg & Bacon Pie On Sec: The Shah Hash Haberdash: Gumboot Hare Raiser: Prince Hash Flash: Stuckon Web Master: Klingon

Run 1151, 27 May 2006 Hare: Whippet, Cooch, E&B Venue: Marysville & Camp Narbethong

Lakeside 21st Birthday Party and Western Suburbs 25th Birthday Celebration

Indeed! Where the bloody hell is the Camp Narbethong?  Have you came cross a camp facility for yourself with an industrial kitchen, clean facilities, outside fire, sport courts, pool table, piano, privacy and last but not least a bunch of enthusiastic people who could fill up every place with their stories, smiles and happiness. To be honest you I hadn’t been in such a nice place who you didn’t miss the home comfort. I will certainly go back to Camp Narbethong!! I am so happy for myself who decided to give it a go and participate in Lakeside and Western Suburbs birthday party.

Let’s get back to the run and give you a full report of the activities and secrets which were reviled. Myself, NickleB and Lotsa Fun joined E&B, Cooch, Whippet, Quasimodo, Digit Digester, Plunger (from Western Suburbs) in Saturday morning. I was told that the hashers had a good dinner and play cards next to the chimney Friday night. We started preparing for dinner and slowly other hashers arrived  and Dangerous surprised everybody by bringing two gorgeous virgin hashers, Lexie (5 years old) and Mia (9 years old).  By 12:30 PM the dinner preparations were completed and whole pack moved to Marysville where, Cooch and Whippet set a bushy run through the jungle and in the gravel tracks alongside the local creeks. We started from the pub and moved up the hill, down the hill, passed the Marysville wastewater treatment plant, ran few loops which were well marked and directed with our co-hashers, Cooch and Whippet, who were running with us all the way long. After few more loops and check backs we arrived in drink stop and found our Dangerous family who were lost in Marysville. Highly Infection and Barterbitch who were late for the run rescued the Dangerous family from the Marysville and brought them up to the drink stop. All hashers got a hot sweet wine before E&B tipped over the Cooch’s turbo and damaged her knee. While our bodies were digesting the hot wine, we ran 2km to the car park in Marysville where we had hot cheese sandwiches before the joint circle that were run jointly by Klingon and Marbles.   Quasimodo remembered the black kakadu we saw during the run and reminded that nobody were lost during the run. She gave the run 10 from 10 which our joint hares, Cooch and Whippet, were well deserved for their effort to set the run and run it twice.

Klingon welcomed Mia and Lexie to the hash and Lester de Molester was the joint sergeant who charged the hairs for setting a long hilly run. Meanwhile, Highly Infection showed his hashing sprit and changed to the short and T-shirt by the completion of the run. E&B was accused of giving a wrong Melway address. Barterbitch and Highly who were late for the run bought a house in West Footscray and Coffin Box reminded Lester de Molester that we have another Plunger in the group. How many Plungers do we have in Hash!? Marbles called Quasimodo gear freak and Mia charged Cooch for leaving the Dangerous’ family behind. E&B brought a tobacco flavored wine to the hash and Quasimodo, Scrubber and Plunger were charged for their lack of respect to the bush.

Lester de Molester wasn’t dressed up for cold afternoon and E&B was bumped to the Plunger at the check point. Digit Digester sang few dirty songs in the presence of the kids before Marbles reminded Scrubber of her misleading behavior before the run. We were told that she wasn’t look like to run but she passed everybody and was in the front pack whole run.

Highly’s interest in E&B body was proved when he said to E&B to pull up her top to let him fix her knee in the drink stop. Mia got a down down for charging people now and then and Shah’s dress code wasn’t warm enough for Quasimodo. Marbles needed to show Cooch the size of 100m in the run and Cooch was 5 minutes late to remove his turbo from the car.

Lester de Molester complained of NickleB way of running where he was ahead of Lester in every corner and Coffin Box got a down down for seating during the run.

After the circle we drove back to the camp and prepared a full 3 course meal for the tired but eager hashers. Klingon turned on the open fire outside and joint chefs cooked a delicious meal which was served in a family table lighten up with candles. Meanwhile, Mia and Lexie entertained the hashers with their violins before Highly, Marbles and Klingon gave toasts in the hash family dinner. We had the dessert which was prepared by Mia and slowly found our way out to the open fire.

Theme of the night was embarrassing moments of hash life! Klingon talked about the history of Lakeside and the interesting charges in the history of Lakeside before Marbles announcing the time frame for publishing the Western Suburbs history.

Then every hasher talked about his embarrassing moments in Hash. I was tired to remember all but Marbles talked about his face makeup after his long corporate launch and explained what his girlfriend found while he was sleeping in the kitchen. E&B and Barterbitch also talked about their unseen experiences in Nash Hash in Adelaide. The fire was too good for Marbles to leave but eventually all of us left the fire and went to bed.  

On On

Scribe: The Shah

Upcoming Events

Next Full Moon run: Run No 75 at 3 p.m on 18 June 2006. Hares NickleB, Lotsafun & others. Venue:  Wilton Vale Road, Morang, Melways Map 183, K4

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