Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1249, 20 February 2008 Hares: Egg & Bacon Pie Venue: Tables in front of the Botanical hotel, Domain Road, Melbourne
The evening started well with Sooty perving on some buxom young personal trainers flexing their pecs nearby.
Too Easy, Flem, Cooch and Gump are the champions because they did the whole run with no shortcutting. The rain washed out lots of E&B’s marks making the trail tricky, so sadly the quality runners, like Cheesecake and Udder dropped out.
Too Easy described the run which went through Fawkner Park, laneways, the better parts of Sth Yarra, the Gardens, past some of Melbourne’s best schools. She gave it 8/10. FCB pipes up that he gets a score out of 10 every night.
The Posh Picnic was delicious – the only blot being E&B demanding that no-one was to have more than 2 balls. Quite a few hashers don’t have any balls and some just have the one, so a lot of us were starting from behind the eight ball anyway. (I secretly had 3 balls – just enough spice with a hint of coriander – Yummmm). Naturally E&B had quiche, her famous pate, poshy cheeses, home made bread. Delicious though it was, it was supposed to be organic. The pate contained chicken livers. The chicken livers came from chickens. The chickens from whence the livers came were organic. What is organic you ask? Free range isn’t organic, but organic is free range. UCT explained it beautifully – the creatures or vegetables have to have grazed or have been grown on land that hasn’t been aldulterated by poisons, fertilizers, insecticides etc for 3 years, she said, holding up 4 fingers. It’s well worth it with organic chickens going for $19.99 a kilo. Makes you feel poor but good.
Returnees Upper Class Tart, Crabbo, Udder, 2 Bottoms, Too Easy, Fat Crushing Bastard, Cooch.
Significant Runs Cheesecake x 299, Prince x 250, Klingon x 470.
Charges -Hare for setting a run only 6 days after getting back from Canada. -FCB for scrounging his way around the world. -Crabbo for scrounging his way around the world. -FCB on a wardrobe charge for wearing a bandana. -UCT and Crabbo for coming all the way from the UK just for the Janus Memorial Run. -Crabbo for being unable to tell the time. -UCT for being unable to count. -Sooty for describing E&B as an incomparable woman. -UCT for having a touch of the GGs and taking forever to get to the point when making a charge. -Codpiece because Crabbo was wearin a hat, blazer, plus fours, mismatching plimsolls. (Maybe she got charged for noticing?) -Cheesecake for forgetting to mention Gump’s naming in the body of last week’s report. -Gump for getting named.
Scribe: Cheesecake
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Next Full Moon run: Run No. 95, at 4pm 20 January 2008. Hares: Metty (Lube Oil) & Simon (Lubang Oz) Wreford. Location: O’Briens Crossing picnic grounds, Lederderg River. Map 609 E 11
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