Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1254, 12 March 2008 Hares: Flem Venue: BBQ in Yarra Park (opp MCG), Wellington Parade, East Melbourne
There’s something about Klingon that inspires oneupsmanship. Mummies Boy shamelessly promotes himself in every European media outlet because embryo Senator Klingon is getting more publicity than him at home. Klingon sets a really, really long run last week, so Flem sets a really, really, really long run this week.
The walkers didn’t have to do much except follow GG to the Royal – he was like a man with a divining rod, or some sort of rod, in his hurry to get there. GG is old enough to remember Bob Hope singing “Thanks for the Mammary” which had GG saying thanks all the way to the drink stop at the Royal Hotel on Punt Rd. where you get a pair with your pint. Lots of jokes about bristols, tits, norks, jugs which we’d never heard before. (Not for a week at least).
Each morning Flem packs his cheese and vegemite sandwiches and heads off for another day at Melb Water spent sucking up to the boss. He tells IWM that he spends lunchtime in the staff canteen swapping his cheesy vegemite high fibres for some of Cooch’s jam and banana wholemeals. He’s been fibbing. He actually nicks down to the Royal for a jug or two. For Wed’s lunch he managed to lay a 15 km trail plus his Royal constitutional.
Flem was awarded 100 out of 49 for the run because GG has lived in Melb for 39 years. Dinner was cous cous and chlcken legs.
Visitors R’hole from Mombasa, Kenya.
Returnees Nicklby, Lotsa, 2 Bottoms, Craven
Significant Runs Cheesecake x 303, Klingon x 474, Sooty x 151.
Charges -Cooch for giving Flem too long for lunch break and not putting a GPS tracker on him to check where he’s going. -R’Hole for not being able to find the rubbish bin even though it was the only thing in the park with a light over it. -Prince for wearing new shoes. -GG for being really interestiong and telling visitor R’hole not to stand uynder gunm trees cos he could be deluged with possum piss. -R’hole for thinking that GG is interesting. -Craven for chatting up the Royal Hotel barmaid with a view to getting a job. -R’hole because Klingon bought R’hole’s wife’s Interhash reggo. -Klingon for being slow to update website. -FCB, E&B and Mothball for all turning up together, after having a threesome in the dark. -Codpiece for riding CHicko. -Crabbo for telling us that Upper Class Tart had something better to do on Wed night than come to hash. -Flem for going into the bar at the Royal where the barmaid said “Stu, you’re back here again – lovely to see you”. -Udder and R’hole for taking the disables access back to their cars. -Klingon on a rebound for accusing Flem of having no onbacks – he did in fact have an onback every 7 kilometres as Udder pointed out. -Twisted Sister and Modnoc for low profile. -Mothball for telling 2 Bottoms to eff off.
Scribe: Cheesecake
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Next Full Moon run: Run No. 95, at 4pm 20 January 2008. Hares: Metty (Lube Oil) & Simon (Lubang Oz) Wreford. Location: O’Briens Crossing picnic grounds, Lederderg River. Map 609 E 11
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