Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1260, 16 April 2008 Hares: Mummies Boy Venue: The Sporting Club Hotel, cnr Weston and Charles Sts Brunswick
According to the hare’s briefing the run was akin to his life. Not being au fait with the details of Mummies Boy life I can’t vouch for this. What I can say is if it represented his life he had numerous false starts where he was forced to retrace his steps (on backs). Never went in a straight line and showed a tendency to like to wander across barren fields (searching for signs of ancient civilisations?). To start with his way was well marked with arrows but towards the end there were sections where the markings were missing (onset of dementia?). In the end he travelled through a shopping centre to get back were he started. That is in a pub.
There were numerous sinners. Some are listed below Mothball: Scoring a straight 8 in the football tipping competition Prince: For the disgraceful state of the run book. Craven Moorhead: For being a Carlton supporter Cling-On: Pretending scraps he collected for eating himself were for Chicko. Sooty: For sharing his nuts with the Hash Prince: For marking the run as 1260 not 1250. Flem: For doctoring the Hash picture in the website Lubang Oz & Lots-a-fun: Talking in the circle Two Bottoms: Complaining of the book in preparation for running for GM. Prince: Showing out of date photo not the actual one in the website Mummies Boy: Horns on head in website photo Lubang Oz: Looking at girls legs on run
Scribe: NickelB
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Next Full Moon runs: Run No. 99, at 3pm 18 May 2008. Hares: Kokup & Punch Location: Lerderderg State Park, off Cameron Road, Lerderderg, via Bacchus Marsh Run No. 100 and AGM at 3 p.m. June 22, 2008. Hares Committee Location:Werribee River Picnic Area, Wombat State Forest.
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