Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1264, 7 May 2008 Hare: Cooch Venue: Thai Style Restaurant, 455 Church Street, Richmond
Cooch’s runs are the best. He carefully lays trail. Then he joins the run and does his own checking chicken thing, crossing out on-backs and rectifying checks, so one never has to exert oneself other than running wherever Cooch runs. He took us along all his secret Richmond bike paths and running routes. He took us into the bowels of Burnley, the catacombs of Cremorne where Dennis Allen, the eldest son of crime matriarch Kath Pettigill, had a house where he reputedly murdered 11 people. Cooch was awarded 40/42 cos he kept the pack together, it was a fast trail headed by an Indian FRB, with lots of chalk and easy checks. (Of course they were easy, Cooch was there to make sure we didn’t waste time actually looking for the on check.)
Flem spent the run seeking out abandoned shopping trollies – he gets $1 for each one he returns. (Why not return the same one lots of times for the same money?) By the end of the night, he had enough for 1.5 drinks. Cooch, please give him some performance bonuses.
Grewsome spent the run seeking out others who could speak his language. The best he managed was a Cairn Terrier in Mary St.
Mothball spent the run seeking out checks, of which he was the first to find three – must be on elephant juice. His unexplained form has improved markedly lately.
E&B spent the run seeking out headache remedies. Codpiece helpfully suggested a good rogering gets rid of headaches. Bit awkward when you’re on the bridge overpass between Alexandra Ave and Richmond. Aren’t women funny little creatures? Hubby wants a root – missus doesn’t and cites a headache as the reason. Missus has a headache and then wants a root to get rid of it!!
Food was lots of excellent Thai curries. The nicest people got served first, and GG, Flem, Mummies and Lotsa got served last. But Cooch must have been really bad cos his vegies got served last of all.
Visitors WeeLassie, Grewsome from Glasgow via Brisbane and Bare Necessities from Delhi.
Returnee Twisted Sister
Significant runs NickleBy x 272, Flem x 50, E&B x 300, Mummies BOy x 313, Chicko x 242.
Charges -Prince for losing control of the circle. -Cooch for being a genius trail setter. -NickleBY for wearing provocative, scanty, risque, luminous yellow shorts. -Cheesecake for not emailing the run report of Mummies Boy’s Brunswick run. -Grewsome for understanding the Scottish-speaking Mummies Boy. -E&B for being happy as a clam that the Fire Brigade was last seen tearing down Buckingham St towards 115. -Flem for not doing a pre-Snot safety survey and child proofing his house. -Kling-“Nearer My GOd To Thee”-On for secret (hymn)singing practice. -Pointy for not being able to identify new shoes. -Cooch for being checking chicken on his own trail. -Prince for attempting to reprise the great flat beer charge debate of 2005. -Sooty for getting the best meal value for money – 5 courses for $15. -Flem, Mummies Boy and Lotsa for choosing the most difficult dish which took the longest. -E&B on a rebound because Cooch’s vegies actually took the longest. (When Margaret Thatcher was PM she took her cabinet ministers out for dinner. She told the waiter she’d have steak. The -waiter asked “What about the vegetables?” “They’ll have the same” she replied.) This is a repeat. -Moth for taking forever to come. -LuBangOz for engaging in transparent tactics to get a down down. -WeeLassie because Grewsome scared E&B on the phone at work where she takes personal phone calls all the time. -Bare Necessities for flying back to Delhi on Friday and setting a run on Saturday. -Codpiece for suggesting a headache cure for E&B that didn’t involve medication but which did involve Cooch. -LubeOil, TigerMoth for low profile.
This is a Mummies Boy contribution – Why is a Collingwood supporter like sperm? Because he’s got only a 1.5 million chance of turning into a human being.
Scribe: Cheesecake
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