Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Eva “Codpiece” Hookey Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester Soc Sec: On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Hare Raiser: Rowan “Cooch” Compagnoni Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1288, 18 October 2008 Hare: E&B and Wee Lassie Venue: Gasworks Park off Richardson St, Albert Park
Hands up all those who read the emails telling us to rug up because we’d be eating dinner in Gasworks park and it would be cold. When E&B directs, we do. E&B had a mind change at 10.26pm Tues nite, deciding that we’d eat at Cricketers Arms Hotel instead. Good for Moth as he could forget the beer. Bad for Wee Lassie as she’d made 5 square metres of Scottish tablet aka caramel fudge, 300 litres of soup, and dumpling things which she didn’t like but she thought would be OK for us. She off-loaded all the tablet which was very yummy. The other stuff she’ll freeze and Grewsome can have it for the next 7 weeks on the caravan trip.
Grewsome summed up the run as being well set Well, he would wouldn’t he, he’s stuck in a caravan with Wee Lassie for weeks and weeks. He loved that there were no hills, he loved the geraniums, daisies, agapanthas, roses but was distressed at being abandoned at the back of the pack. Change the Tshirt occasionally. Wee Lassie and E&B reccied the run 4 times. They’re either setting the run-preparation bar amazingly high or they’re in love. All that prep and the run got changed at 10.26pm anyway.
Codpiece was back from NZ and ripped straight into handing out lunch time detentions to Year 10s for wearing lippy. Sooty was overheard to say he’d been at a stop work meeting – how do you tell? Cooch was off on a course: “How to set a run with less than 4 reccies”
There wasn’t a technical drink stop (as in the drink stop was the dinner stop) but at half time we got the ‘cat with its bits stuck in the car door’ noise aka bagpipes. What breath control.
- Visitor – Silent Night from Nelson Bay
- Returnee – Boomer
- Grewsome for doing 76 runs in a week – stop eating curry flavour baked beans.
- Silent Night for not introducing himself to the sergeant Udder
- E&B, Grewsome and Wee Lassie for giving Udder a Scottish overdose
- Cheesecake for whinging that PWC charge $800 per hour when ATO charges Udder more in penalties for his tax haven stash in the Seyschelles.
- E&B for stuffing Mothball around by ringing him at 10.26pm.
- Mothball for still being awake at 10.26pm
- Udder the sergeant for not introducing himself to Silent Night
- Codpiece for trying to smuggle a $200 apple out of NZ by hiding in her handbag
- Old Bore for not getting credit for laying Codpiece’s run
- Cheesecake for swallowing a 9″ long, fat sausage in one.
- Udder for complaining to the waitress that he was starving; so believable!
- 2 Bottoms for trying to do a car jacking on E&B’s car
- Prince for insisting that he wants the Xmas party at the location of his choice, he just can
Scribe: Cheesecake
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Next Full Moon runs: Run No. 103 at 3pm. 14 September 2008. Hares: Betty & Ray (R.S.) Smith, and Mike (Father) Lyons Location: Centenary Park Golf Club, Frankston North. Map 100, E 11
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