Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Stewart “Flem ” Smith>/b> Religious Adviser: John “Klingon” Perkins Hash Cash: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester Soc Sec: On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Eva “Codpiece” Hookey Hare Raiser: Rowan “Cooch” Compagnoni Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1331, 22 July 2009 Hare: Mothball & Tiger Moth Venue: 3/4 Annetta Avenue, Ashburton
Christmas may come but once a year to the non believers, but at Lakeside it has a second coming in July. The good thing was that our agnostic RA had spoken to the Gods and we had perfect cold and wet weather for the occasion.
The run as described in great detail and in a monotone by Pol Pot was a combination of parks, alleyways and rather expensive real estate. The pack managed to break up into small groups as the paucity of arrows caused by the rain (not the hare) send the runners in a myriad of directions. Luban, Pol Pot and myself covered the whole trail and the other less canny runners came in about 10 minutes after our arrival. As for the walkers – Wouldn’t have a clue.
Score: 7.75 out of 22.
The food: What a feat! What a feast! Our hosts did us proud and the Christmas dinner with all the trimmings was a triumph.
Score: 25.5 out of 25 (Pol Pot erred on the conservative side with such a low score).
Visitors: Pol Pot
Returnees: Steff, Codpiece, Udder I, Old Boar, Point Post
Visiting GMs: GG, Nickleby
Charges: E and B – Fell off a bike into a ditch Prince – Run on top of on-backs Cheesecake – Not liking wet knobs (are dry ones better?) Prince – Changing the beer from Coopers Tigermoth – Wet Pussy (I assume this refers to cats) GG – Has no idea where a pair of nipples is located. It does seem he keeps trying to find out. Flem: For choosing an agnostic as the religious adviser Cut Loose – For becoming a house owner
Other Charges – etc, etc.
Scribe: Udder Idjit
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Next Full Moon runs: Run No. 112 at 3pm. 14 June 2009. Hares: NickleB & Father Location: – Merrimu Long Forest Reserve, Melways 329 C10 – Canopus Circuit
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