Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2010-2011
Grand Master: Stefanie “Big Bang” Elbracht Religious Adviser: John “Klingon” Perkins Hash Cash: Simon “Lubang Oz” Wreford Grog Master: Checking Chicken: David “Udder Idjit” Cheeseman Sgt@Arms: Alan “Tripod” Skinner Soc Sec: Linda “Cyclone Tracy” Anderson-Berry On Sec: Andrew “Bovine Breeder” Leong Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Gierke Hare Raiser: Graham “Sooty” Lloyd Hash Flash: David “Point Post” Shearn Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1417, 02 Feb 2011 Hare: Gringa & Tricky Dicky Barkly Gardens, Corner of Mary St. and Barkly Avenue, Richmond
Over 30 people turned up for a long run around Richmond. Set by our intrepid explorers of Gringa and Tricky Dicky, the run was described by Udder as taking at least 90,000 kilometres and was set with diabolical symbology. Perhaps because it was the eve of Chinese New Year, the run was set to the shape of a Rabbit, but only after being tormented by the Tiger. As part of the deception plan directed towards the Chinese Gods, Tricky Dicky and Gringa tried to confuse the deities by setting arrows that are normally utilised on Monday evenings at Melbourne Mens Hash. Sadly, the Lakeside arrows were conspicuous by their absence.
Udder scored the run 263/934 but was more generous with the food score of 25/20. The food was very good. We had BBQ’d chicken wings and drumsticks cooked by the most venerable – Lick ‘N Stick (aka Lick the Stick and Dip Stick etc.) There was excellent ham, lots of salads, various condiments, and there was German Stollen and also various Chinese Candies to bring in the New Year. * Visitors were charged of Goanna and Scrubber from Adelaide Hills H3. Also present were Cocksless or Coxless? Coxless tried to avoid the visitors charge by claiming that she was not a visitor but really someone who had enjoyed a long break between drinks. We then charged Coxless as a returnee. * Astro was charged for breaking S#%@ off a Shovels heart. Yeah right, like he has one! * Gringa and Tricky Dicky were charged by GG for using the wrong arrows and also the awful colour “Puce”, being used. Tricky Dicky obviously needs to re-calibrate his arrow making device and GG needs to simplify his dialogue to dark or brownish purple. * Goanna was charged for missing a short cut and instead choosing to spend time away from Scrubber with a younger and more handsome specimen of manhood, she chose Klingon. Incidentally, Goanna also ran away from our Social Events Organiser – E&B. * GG was charged for shortcutting the run by catching a tram. Apparently that’s called “Artful Hashing”. * Goanna and Scrubber were charged for sleeping on the streets whilst on their convoluted journey towards Tasmania for Interhash. * Nickelby for having a senior’s moment. * Lube Oil for partaking in the earthly pleasures. * SOAS for a crap charge. * Chinese New Year Charge for Bovine Breeder, Icy, and Flashon. Bereft of firecrackers, Big Bang was selected to take us away. * Announcements – New Week – Somewhere that the Kiwis have chosen. * E&Bs and Barterbitch’s 25th Anniversary Run is coming up. * This weekend is the Bike hash. * The Rutherglen/Milawa hash is coming up in March.
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