Run 1445 Report

Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem

LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2010-2011

Grand Master:  Shitoffashovel Religious Adviser:  John “Klingon” Perkins Hash Cash: Simon “Lubang Oz” Wreford Grog Master:  Checking Chicken: David “Udder Idjit” Cheeseman Sgt@Arms:  “General”  Soc Sec: Linda  “Cyclone Tracy” Anderson-Berry On Sec:  Ian “Astro” Manning Hash Haberdash: Andrew “Bovine Breeder” Leong Hare Raiser: Philip “Prince” Johnston Hash Flash: David “Point Post” Shearn Web Master:  John “Klingon” Perkins

Run 1445, 13 Jul 2011 Hare: Klingon, Addon Venue: Elm’s Family Hotel, 269 Spring St, Melbourne

The Second Attempt Run

Prince, acting as GM in the absence of SOAS, announced that Klingon was having his second attempt at setting a run from the Elms Family Hotel as the trail was washed away on a previous attempt – Run #1435. The skies were threatening once again, so take two was no certainty of ending up the same way. Klingon warned the pack of 14 hashers (apparently a soccer international at AAMI Stadium was a better option) to be careful of slippery arcades and the possibility that some arcades may in fact be closed….what the!!!

After a long wait at the lights on busy Victoria St, the hashers wandered around Carlton Gardens before heading back to Spring St, past Parliament House, around the back of the Government offices (home of the local fat cats), a little sojourn in the Treasury Gardens, and then into Flinders Lane. It was noticed that E&B had gone missing at the back of Parliament House and was not seen again until 10 minutes after the pack returned to the on-on. Klingon found every alleyway in the Lane to confuse the pack, followed by every arcade (they were slippery in places) in the city to provide a bit of window shopping for the Harrietts. Thankfully no rain and a well set and interesting run….nice to be in downtown Melbourne.

The Circle

Prince tried hard to generate some atmosphere in the circle, but it was a bit sombre due to the lack of numbers. Second time hasher, Mouthful provided the run report and thought it was “fun” running around and around scarring people in the street….surely not!!  She scored the second attempt run at 15/20. Lubang chimed in with his worldly wisdom as Acting Sgt. 

Down Downs

Prince announced that only one jug of beer would be donated for the down downs due to the lack of numbers. Peanuts, Chrome Dome, Whopping Boy and Mouthful – returnees E & B – 440 runs Astro – 330 runs in 20 years (not his age) Klingon – endangering the lives of the pack by laying trail on busy roads Mouthful – arrow blindness at checks Cut Loose – whispering in hasher ears stating she knew where the trail went E & B – absent for 90% of the run SOS – being a Harry Potter freak Astro – having his photo printed in the newspapers accusing him of being a suspected child thief (the accused later admitted she falsified the report)   ON ON

Astro

   

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