Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2012-2013
Grand Master: Pauline “It Wasn’t Me” Middelveld Religious Adviser: John “Klingon” Perkins Hash Cash: Simon “Lubang Oz” Wreford Grog Master: John “Klingon” Perkins Checking Chicken: David “Udder Idjit” Cheeseman Sgt@Arms: Barry “GG” Kerr; Soc Sec: Linda “Cyclone Tracy” Anderson-Berry On Sec: Andrew “Shitoffashovel” Middleton Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg and Bacon Pie” Gierck Hare Raiser: Nick “Nickle B” Leicester Hash Flash: Mark “Ambidexterous Hand Job” Kalic Web Master: Stuart “Flem” Smith
Run 1523, 14 November 2012 Hare: Flem Venue: Flagstaff Gardens BBQ(near what used to be Tennis Court)s
Scribe: Dead-sexy (note that’s an adjective to describe him, really it was SOAS) Where: Flagstaff Gardens near the tennis courts “near the tennis courts” was just the first of a night of errors for our “illustrious” hare. On arrival I pointed this out to the hare, who turned and called them basketballs courts. That was his second error, they are netball courts. He then proceeded to blame his Apple mapping tool for calling them tennis court. An excuse that would be heard throughout the night. For the record, illustrious is the first error by the scribe. The pack began to form around a silver table and bbq supplied by our newly recrowned Lord Mayor Doyle. Conversation was motley and varied but many were heard to exclaim how fine the evening was. A great evening it was. Cyclone Tracey arrived and so we knew the fine balmy weather would continue. (For the record, Cyclone Tracey only runs with Lakeside when the BOM has got the weather forecast correct for the day. [Sad, despairing voice follows.] We’ve not seen much of her these past two years.) The hare called circle and seeing everyone was local started describing his 9 km run and we took off. Run and … Return. Great BBQ bacon sanga followed the run and the circle was called. GM asked for people we’ve not witnessed for a time, not to a specific time and controversy reigned for 47 secs over who should be in the circle or not. And a third of the 30 strong circle came forward. Kokup seemed most deserving, so internally i welcomed him back without knowing he was missing. Hare called up. Naturally he baulked. But was called forth forcibly by the gm. Roo Dog’s run report was “the pack ran down the hill and ran back up” and that was pretty much that. His speech was longer than the run which turned out to be 6km (that’s a nine on its head). The hare got off easily with a 16/21. Why? A total eclipse of common sense. Only we’re not in Cairns. Sargent called: GM and 800 runner, Point Post, called forth. Congrats GM! SOAS charged for knocking Joey off his perch. And SOS called as the most recent father. Udder charged for being honest – saying no one caried Pointy had 800 runs. He was right, but honesty never pays and with the crap down-down beer Lakeside is supply, never has this been truer. Run charges: Gargoyle for 484; Lotsa for 464; Klingon for 686 Then people were charged for this and that and the hare for confusing tennis with netball. He blamed Mr Melways this time. Punch charged with loosing her walking mates. Klingon wanted to drink the crappy beer and charged himself. Gg for misleading the hash on birth control. Announcements: Next week’s run from somewhere near Hawthorn Station. Check website if you care. New Moon on Saturday from the Exford Hotel Song!!!! And within five minutes Flagstaff Gardens was clear of people except one man sleeping under a tree and a lost man name Richard – all the best to him getting home safely. On-On
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