Run 1593 Report

Run 1593

Date: 5/2/2014

Hares: (our resident Kiwi’s) Prince, Pointy & Deeper.

Location: BBQ’s South bank of Yarra, Alexandra Ave. BBQ’s nearest Anderson St.

Guests this week are Bullet from London and Toy Boy from Saigon.

Returnees
Lick N Spit (recently married) who brings his brother in law and not the new bride!
Crabbo and Upper Class Tart, Wet Patch and Shoe Shopper, Cindy and Deep Throat.

Prince handsomely set the run part of the evening, report by SOAS….started as an average run, then it got better. Saw the new statue, got caught up in the bike trials. Lost trail amongst said bikes cordoned off area & big crowds watching. Couch became master & laid trail to get us around the mess and found on home soon after.  Felt a run in the tan would have been a nice inclusion, gave the run 114/174.
I have to say I did see a few hashers emerging from the tan taking it upon themselves to include it anyway.
Check that everyone has signed the card for Mummies Boy & family.
Next we get from our esteemed GM a 1600th Run joke AND it WAS funny. Only to be followed by ANOTHER joke! And it was also funny… Good one NickleB.

Special runs
Tricky Dicky 22, Goby Tart 277, E&B 545, Punch 155
Racy Tracy earned herself a down down by getting Goby Tarts name wrong.
Udder charged for his deliberate mistake, telling all, the route over the bridge was not going to be trail when in fact it was finally found it was indeed the route we needed.
Deep Throat was charged for leaving early, not staying long enough to enjoy the charge but earned a loud farewell from the circle ensuring other picnickers in the area all knew her hash name.
Cooch & SOAS for not following trail (although trail hard to find amongst the bike riders) and setting a new trail as they went..
The next charge was for a hijacked trail, earning all the poms a drink. Pointy (even though he also admits to being a Kiwi), Udder, Wet Patch, Crabbo & Upper Class Tart although she is technically an Aussie through & through.
Udder standing in for CutLoose & GG standing in for Astro charged for riding their bikes to Udders run in Brighton which is next week:) And for finding & following the Melb men’s trail.
(Sorry guys)
Klingon for bringing traffic to a stand still, apparently running in front of a tram & therefore it stopping for him.
Upper Class Tart & Cindy for not wearing hash gear (I dispute that as it was our Waitangi run & they and myself were wearing all black)
Gringa for a nice walk through the gardens.
E&B for her matching outfit she showed everyone in turn (I thought it was a terrific outfit that was great for a New Zealand run)
Swamp rat for taking Racy & Cindy off trail.
Shoe shopper & Wet Patch for trying to short cut & getting caught up in the bikes.
E&B for interrupting circle taking photos.
Given the last chance to do the Haka the hares, Pointy, Prince & Deeper still failed to deliver.
Presentation to Prickly of a certificate for her 50th run (thanks E&B).
GG for I know not what!

Bike Hash in Altona this Sunday (subsequently cancelled due to the heat & rescheduled)
Next weeks run, Udders & Gargoyle’s in Brighton.

HASH SONG.              On On…………………………..

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