Date: 21-May-14
Hares: Udder and Gargoyle
Location: Caulfield/Elsternwick RSL, 4 St Georges Rd, Elsternwick
New runners
Gary who ran with Western Suburbs once before, a long time ago ‘Looking for a ride’ from Jordan
Returnees
Sam
Lubang
Chu Chu
Quick Lay
Vic
I’m not sure who blamed who the most but E&B & Cheesie got lost, for starters Cheesecake was talking to the people in No 59 then both proceeded to stare at the beautiful houses therefore the run received a perfect score plus one!
Nickel B told us the story of Gargoyle’s day at school today with may I say a little embellishment And it was pretty funny!
Special Runs
Punch 169
Cut Loose 125
Toffee 120 (drag on) Klingon to stand in for puppy dog Lubang 245 Pointy 858 SOS 55 Mmmm a slow lot of swallowers…………….
Charges
Udder for the walkers map being too hard to read (absolutely nothing to do with Deeper not having his glasses with him) Udder made the comment that Deeper was the only man on the walk in which the reply was, is Lubang now a woman????
Gargoyle for not following the map at all, in fact ignoring it Pointy for already getting a drink before the walkers got back!
Vic for catching up to the runners by running 🙂 Prince and Klingon for trying out a cars brakes mmmmn No Balls for not knowing Astro’s name Gargoyle standing in for Colours for going to the wrong club Flem lookalike Kokup for giving GG the wrong instructions at the old Bentleigh run, don’t know why that old charge was rehashed!!
Prince to have a drink in front of his mother, The Queen.
Peanuts for dropping baby clothes off to SOS when he is a grown man.
A thank Udder charge for him NOT cutting his wrists over the FA cup final, thank you…
Cooch lookalike Gary took a drink for making E&B do his dirty work by tracking down a lost wallet owner, then proceeding to lock her out of the house on her return. Invitation for Gary to go home with E&B.
E&B for bringing her domestics into the hash SOS for picking up a girl on the run…….
No balls for pretending to be a returnee (which she was due to missing the weeks before) SOAS for thinking she was here last week Lubang – for a ‘where is SOS’s fucking charge’
Hitch a rides (real name Looking for a ride) is here for a funeral & here he is running Hash E&B for getting his name wrong
Bike Hash. 01/06 From Heatherdale Station. 10.30am
Balls Up in October
11/06 OUR AGM. $25.  Giveaway. A great night garanteed!
In 2 weeks we have a very enthusiastic virgin Hare, No Balls, over the bridge.
Next week at the Kew Hotel at Kew Junction
HASH SONG…………………………On On