Date: 2-Jul-14
Hare: Punch/Kokup
Location: Orrong Hotel, Cnr Orrong Rd & High St Armadale
Visitor
Bushman fucker (or something like that) I believe as E&B says not a visitor as he is to become a lakeside runner.
Taken away by new Visitors song we should all learn. So here it is:- When visitors at this hash appear And pay cash to drink our beer And offend all those who see or hear The cries go up both far and near to:
Drink it Down, Down, Down, Down
Returnees
Kat
Big Ears – AND I believe a very welcome addition to we Lakesiders as subs are paid 🙂
And I might add the cause of a very fast run this week and the cause of pain & stiffness on my behalf.
Swingers & (sorry! Name escapes me)
Run Report by Hooraysio
A clockwise run. Good run, 7 checks, 5 on backs, 1 slip over (bushman fucker), smells of burnt toast, curry, 2 steaks, gas……….mmmmm
The group split up by busy roads, great run 9/10 replaced by 1515/1616
WALK report by Rolf
Smell of Daphine, fantastic walk, lots of big checks and lots of W’s on the trail.
Hare – Kokup taken away by new song also we should learn:
Here’s to the hares who laid the trail
Was it good, or did they fail?
Was it a good run, or a complete muck up?
Give ’em a beer, coz at least they turned up
Drink it Down Down……………….
Everyone pay your subs and get a modest gift!!!!!!!!!
Special Runs
Lubang was not given a down down for 250 runs last week.
GG – 1050
Punch 175
Rolf 130
Racy Tracy 22
Hooraysio 11
Charges
E&B for trying to organise a secret rendezvous with ‘rowan’
Tricky dicky for not knowing who Rowan is..
GG for the comment of being the ‘smartest person’ in the room when talking about his family??
Gringa for playing with Tricky Dickys trousers.
Cooch for coming up with a song no one knew (well those who did pretended otherwise)
Gringa on a rebound for mistaking Lubang for Cooch when doing her own charge ie charging the wrong person.
Astro for leaving the beer tap running while visiting the Port Villa Hash.
Bush man F for not joining Lakeside hash on arrival in Melbourne in February.
Racy Tracy for having fox & horse weekends instead of bike hashes.
Big Ears for having an unscheduled stop on the run. (Perhaps a piss stop was involved)
Cut loose for using retirees to act as Sergeant and scribe (Deeper & PB)
BMF (Bushman) for not running fast enough to catch bush women.
Lubang for calling Astro ‘E&B’ on the run- well it was dark!!
Vic for low profile AND leaning in the circle
Big Ears for sitting in the circle.
VIC – NAMING
Now to be known forever more as ‘CRITTER FITTER’ standin RA (deeper) then proceeds to pour copious amounts of beer on said head rather than the little trickle we have come to expect. Taken way
Announcements
Bike Hash. – Yarraville, 11am for 11.30 start.
Next week. – 2 Bottoms in Carlton