Lakeside Hash House Harriers
The drinking club with a running problem
Lakeside run on Wednesday nights starting at 6:30ish, usually within 10kms of the Melbourne CBD (Central Boozing District). Runs cost $2, the food costs $3 unless it is at a pub, and drinks cost $2. Visitors are always welcome – just show up and ask for a drink!
LAKESIDE HASH-HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2002 – 2003
The Uncommitted
Grand Master
Mummies Boy (Phillip Edwards) Ph: 9479 1978
Sergeant @ Arms
Baa-baa-ra (Kevin Kitchingham) Ph: 0414 770 288
Hash Kash
Stuck -On (Wendy Guo) Ph: 9534 5495
Hash On-sex
Too Dumb to Die (Ian Morgan) Ph: 0439 944 945
Social Sex
Eggn Bacon Pie (Lorraine Gierck) Ph: 9421 1134
Trail Master
Cooch (Rowan Compagnoni) Ph: 9421 1134
Grog Master
Janus (Hugh Watts) Ph: 0419 698784
Religious advisor
Cheesecake (Elizabeth Kelly) Ph: 9521 8038
Web Master
The Boomerang (Jon Miller) Ph: 9523-1694
Hash Haberdashery
Lotsa Fun (Lai Fun) Ph: 9815-2363
Hash Flash
Shunt (Keith Ralph) Ph: 9570 4689
Hash Horn
IBM (Martin Evans) Ph: 0401-147-796
Checkin Chicken
Udder Idjit (David Cheeseman) Ph: 0414 716 382
LSH3 Email
Web Site
Hash Trash contact
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS HASH TRASH
Run 951 October 9, 2002
Venue: Rose Hotel, Fitzroy
Hare: Wings
Dear Editor,
With a hare like Wings in charge, its no wonder were running from a Fitzroy pub to Victoria Park! In my day we wouldnt have seen such a trail. Imagine the gall to take us from the lovely back streets of old Fitzroy, through Collingwood housing projects, past leering hoons, across a footbridge and into parkland by the Yarra River. No chance of shiggy, however, as he took us around Dights Falls on paved footpaths and back through Clifton Hill only to cross again at Punt Road near the Eastern Freeway overpass. There were far too many checks near busy intersections and its a lucky thing that all of our young people made it back in one piece. “Run of the Week” indeed! This run was a disgrace to our country and I blame the Americans.
Signed,
Black and White Forever
Dear Editor,
No sooner had this hash made it back to the smoky confines of the Rose Hotel than the line top the bar was wrapped around the corner. What does an Australian have to do to get a beer these days? Its an utter disgrace that the hare, a certain “Wings”, should take us to such a popular venue. This hash should be meeting in dingy, empty pubs with nothing better to do on a Wednesday night than serve beer to hashers! I object most strenuously to having to share my drinking space with other customers and the venue couldnt even get our name right. Hash Hound Harriers indeed. It was a small satisfaction that Wings set his run from a venue that actually served honest, Aussie pub food. None of that posh tucker they get up in Moonee Ponds for me!
However, this venue was still a disgrace and the Americans are most certainly to blame for it.
Sincerely,
Thirsty in Fitzroy
Dear Editor,
If it werent for the arse-licking sycophantic qualities on display by the Lakeside Hash House Harriers we wouldnt be in the mess were in today. In my day a GM was treated with the disdain and disrespect owing the position. But what did we get at this weeks hash? A shower of gifts! Father and Miss Piggy return from Gundawindi with an illustrated tale from the GMs childhood, E&B return from Goa with a t-shirt, and Bovine takes the time to clip out the Herald Sun piece “Proud to be a Mummys Boy”. Its shocking and the Americans are no doubt to blame for this disturbing trend in hash etiquette. We should instead be heaping credit on such worthies as Stuckon and E&B for lasting 90 runs with this mob, or on Deep Throat and Comfort Woman who are running off to Switzerland to cavort with lederhosen-clad bankers with unnumbered accounts.
Yours truly,
Not an Arse-Licker Like Bloody John Bloody Howard
Dear Editor,
Too much beer
Regards,
Bleaargh
Dear Editor,
I would like to point out the generosity of Kenman Kandy for their support of Australian sport through donations of chocolate mousepads to the Lakeside Hash. Honest Australian consumers should support honest Australian companies like Kenman Kandy instead of greasy, underhanded American lolly pimps like Herseys or Mars who probably just want to send our boys off to die in the desert sun. Kenman Kandy is your friend. Eat more Kenman Kandy.
Sincerely,
Not an Employee of Kenman Kandy
UPCUMMING RUNS
Date
Run Number
Hare
Venue
Melways
Et Cetera
16/10/2002
952
Quasimoto
Swan Hotel, 152 Chapel St, Corner of Chapel and Eastbourne
2P H1
Nearest train is Prahran.
Bring money for self-serviced pub crawl.
Be on time.
23/10/02
953
Baabaara
TBA
30/10/02
954
TDTD
Yarra River BBQ closest to Swan Street Bridge
Haunted
Holloweenie
Hash!