LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS HASH TRASH
Run 901: November 5, 2001 Ashburton Park, Ashburton
Hare: Dungfoot & MH3 Committee MH3 A.G.P.U. .
As lamentable as this is, I find myself providing the official unofficial transcript of the Melbourne Mens A.G.P.U., even though I wasnt there, on account of it also being Lakesides Run 901, and because neither the incoming nor outgoing MH3 Committee saw fit to commemorate the illustrious event.
It is difficult to imagine how the words Shunt, jackhammer, wig, wheelbarrow, concrete and mongrel could find their way into a single English sentence, but so it goes. It seems that Shunt had previously worn a wig to Hash which had got stolen and set in concrete in his wheelbarrow, so that he had to jackhammer the mongrel out when it was presented to him as his outgoing present at Run 901.
There were no strippers; just Boy Scouts. Herpes got Prick of the Year, though it is more likely that the Prick of the Year got herpes. The run was disgusting.
Content courtesy of Shunt.
Run to Run 903 Hash Trash.
Mummies Boy
UPCUMMING RUNS
Run 904 November 21 Lethal Fairfield Park Boat house
Fairfield Park Rd, Fairfield (!)
Melway: 30, J12
Run 905 November 28 E & B E&Bs St Andrews Highland Fling Run
115 Buckingham St, Richmond
Melway: 2H, D3 (Definitely not in
St.Andrews!) Wear something Scottish!
Run 906 December 5 GG Cheltenham Park, Cheltenham
Melway: 86 GG (erm G1, that
is)
UPCUMMING HASH EVENTS
D&E HHH 25th Anniversary Weekend
23 – 25 November. The run will be on Saturday afternoon
Saturday Evening – Dinner Dance – 7.30 till late. Sunday – Recovery Run with a BBQ Lunch.
Where: Grand Pacific Hotel Lorne. Cost: to be determined, but include Fabulous Buffet Dinner, Live Band, Hash Pack including badge and T-Shirt. Contact Derelict Jimmy Who or Ken Dome for bookings, or Email D&E. Accommodation: Full range of accommodation available from backpackers style at $25 pp per night to 3 bedroom apartments (sleep 6) at $250 per night.
Albury-Wodonga 1000th and Blue Moon Run.
Shelley Forestry Camp, Avendale Rd, Shelley via Murray Valley Highway, Nov 30 Dec 2. $100 before Nov 1; $120 after it. BYO bedding. Contact Ian Krunch-A Crellin (02) 6071-8577 or icc@albury.net.au
Western Suburbs Hash AGPU ,
December 4, Polo Club Hotel, North St. Ascot Vale. Melway: 28 K10
Lakeside H3 Christmas Party: Royal or Republicans.
Royal Brighton Yacht club, 253 St.Kilda St, Brighton, Melway: 67, C10. Saturday December 15 from 7 p.m. $5 Kris Kringle. Tickets $35 now.