LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
ELECTRONIC HASH TRASH
RUN NO. 928
01 May 2002
HARE : Queen Bea
VENUE: The Boomerangs Place 4/39 Horne Street, Elsternwick
Grand Master: Egg & Bacon Pie
(Lorraine Gierck) Ph: (03) 9421-1134 (H) gierckie@tpg.com.au
Sergeant-at-Arms: Gerbils
(Cathy Devries)(& Deputy GM); rec@johnhopkins.com.au
Hash Kash: Point Post
(David Shearn) Ph: (03) 9885 9906 H
Hash On-secs: Nobody
serving in this position – Desperately seeking a desperate person who wants to help out til the end of our tenure!
Social Secretary: Cheesecake
(Elizabeth Kelly)Ph: 9212 1942 (w) 9521 8038 (h)
Trail Mistrress: Lipstick
(Judith Pound)judithpound@hotmail.com (0415 195 0930)
Grog
Master: Barbaaara (Kevin Kitchingham)kitch_and_sheeds@bigpond.com.au (0414 770 288)
Religious advisor: IBM
(Martin Evans)(03) 9521 9439 (H)
Web Master: The Boomerang
(Jon Miller)Ph: (03) 9523-1694 (H)
Hash Haberdashery: Whinging Pom
(Margaret Collette)zamarg@hotmail.com
Committee Member: Rugarse
( Paul Hooper) Leave of Absence for rest of year
Chechin Chicken: Janus
(Hugh) 0419 698 784
Hash Horn: Too Dumb to Die
(Ian Morgan) Leave of absence for rest of year 9421 5221(H)
Web Site:
www.lakesideHash.asn.au
Run Report
IN THE SUPREME COURT OF VICTORIA
QUASIMODO Plaintiff
And
EGG AND BACON PIE (also known as the GM) First Defendant
And
TOTO Second Defendant
And
QUEEN BEA Third Defendant
And
THE BOOMERANG Fourth Defendant
The plaintiff hereby claims damages, amount of which to be assessed, from the first defendant and / or in the alternative, the second defendant, and / or the third defendant and / or the fourth defendant.
The damages are claimed due to injury and suffering incurred by the plaintiff, as a result of having to write two run reports in a period of two weeks. This has caused the plaintiff loss of sleep, stress, a need to consult a most horrible book called a dictionary, and worst of all, the need to re-live the events of the night of Wednesday 1 May 2002.
The case against the first defendant is that she subjected the plaintiff to this task.
The case against the second defendant is that she was meant to be the scribe but withdrew due to her high moral standards (something about typing and hospital systems).
The case against the third and fourth defendants is that they were the hosts of the evening and if they had not volunteered, then the plaintiff would not have had a run report to write up.
The plaintiff also claims damages from the third defendant for making her and others run and around the dark streets of Melbourne at night, with only chalk and toilet paper to help them along.
The plaintiff also claims damages from the fourth defendant for his cooking, which he used as an excuse to avoid running around the streets of Melbourne, meaning the plaintiff and others had to do more checking.
The plaintiff claims additional damages from the first defendant for making one Whippet be the horn for the night, thus further reducing the FRBs in number, which in turn forced the plaintiff and others to do even more checking. This in turn meant that the plaintiff and the rest of the pack could not indulge in their usual gossip on checks, but were subjected to more running, along roads, the beach and a park or two.
The plaintiff further claims that the “down down” torture treatment endured by the defendants is insufficient punishment for their crimes and consequently, further damages should be borne.
The plaintiff also claims damages for being subjected to witnessing the torture of others, the said torture having been inflicted for following offences plus others:
Queen Bea hare, lending a torch that doesnt work, for just being and for finding accommodation situated most approximate to a particular establishment
The Bommerang his cooking
Father wife abuse
Visitors for being there
Downsizing blue rinse hair
Tangles & Uncle Shunty in league with each other to get hold of more beer no name recollection and loads of bad behaviour
BaaBaara good behaviour!
Deep Throat crimes so heinous they cannot be recalled
The plaintiff will however agree to drop these claims for damages on condition that those present on the said Wednesday night, will also be present at:
Deep Throats abode on
FRIDAY 10 MAY, FROM 7.30 PM, BRING DRINK AND $15, IN RETURN YOU WILL BE FED AND ENTERTAINED AS NEVER BEFORE. ADDITIONAL DONATIONS WELCOME. ALL proceeds GOES TO OXFAM.
NEXT WEEKS RUN
Run 929 8 May 2002
: Bovine Breeders Hash with Whippett Wild East Restaurant, 357 Victoria Street, West Melbourne VIC 3003 MR 2A J11 Cost $15 per head for food plus normal expenses
Forthcoming Runs
Run 930
15 May 2002 : Barterbitch & Whippets Hash Potato Memorial Run
** 4 drink stops, 4!! ** Wear something Texan or black tie. 85 Ruskin Street, Elwood (Lizard & Clangas place)
And just in case you dont get told again:
Run 931
22 May 2002 : Baarbaaras run from home in Mt Waverley
Run 932
29 May 2002: Cheesecake
Run 933
5 June 2002 : Father and Miss Piggy from Fitzroy
*Run 934 12 June 2002 : looking for a hare
*Run 935 19 June 2002 : looking for a hare
Run 936 26 June 2002 : AGM Run
from Port Melbourne Life Saving Club around about $20 for the night plus drinks. Regular LSH runners (subs payers) will be cheaper than that.
Social Stuff
18th May
7p.m. start. Dinner and the Trots Night at Moonee Valley Racecourse See CHEESECAKE for details or read the flyer in the runs book when you sign your name.
Parking and entry off McPherson Street
Melways 28 K7
AGM
Matters:
Call for Papers!:
- Articles
- for the annual Hash Trash Magazine are required as soon as possible see E&B.
- Photographs
- for the same magazine are required preferably in 300 dpi format but well take normal stuff too. Again please pass photoes to E&B.
- Sponsorship
- perhaps you could advertise your company in the magazine, or you know someone who would like to. Advertising space is now available. Please call E&B for details.
- Sponsorship for Giveaways
- sponsorship for any part of the AGM is available. Part payment of T-shirts, Hash Haberdash, the evening meal, the beer, or the wine will in turn mean the payers name on the T-shirt or the Programme or the Magazine. Again call the GM for further details.
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INTRAHASH STUFF
7 May 2002 : Royal Peninsula Men HHHs AGM at Frankston United Soccer Club, McClelland Drive Langwarrin MR 103 1E.
4 July 2002 : Peninsula Harriettes AGPU in McClelland Drive, Frankston
19 October 2002 : Annual Balls Up hosted by Peninsula HHH in Mornington. Theme is 60s spies.
INTERHASH 2002
Goa in India is the place to be on the last weekend on September this year. Check the website for details. All Lakesiders registered please contact E&B.