Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
Run 1030, 17 March 2004 Hare: Tripod, the mystery hare from Rio Venue: Cooch and E&B’s mansion, 115 Buckingham Street, Richmond
The hare came back from setting the run complaining that it was a long one and we were not disappointed. He really didnt care as he was pissing off back to Brazil anyways. After the usual preliminaries, off we went following Cums Infrequently (spouse-like person of the hare) who was able to find the first check. From then on it was a steady run for the lead pack of 8 or so runners. For the first time ever, IBM did not get lost and found every check on the run. It was either dumb luck or viagra because whenever we arrived at a check, IBM was had already found the trail and was impatiently calling us on before sprinting away. IBM said it was just freak luck and never to be repeated but thought he might try his luck later on with Swallower.
The run ran around Hawthorn, near Shaggys place, then up to Kew, near Deep Throats house. In Kew, there was a few nasty on backs up the top of the hill and a loop as well. After 30 mins running, the front runners left the others behind but the hare, sensing looming disaster, gave some sort cuts to the middle pack (ie. The slower but steady runners) so we ended up on home together after at least an hour.
Deep Throat described the run as Long, hard, like Tripod was in Singapore and scored it 9.5/10. Not sure if she was talking about the run . She also scored the food as cooked by E&B high marks.
Down-Downs; Visitors: Tripod and Cums Infrequently newly named Across the Road (who was literally from across the road). Road Kill (as she was found on the road) and Dan Pregnant Pause
Special Runs: Shaggy on 50 Lots of Fun on 90
Other Various Incoherent Ramblings; Rolf for being a Hawthorne groupie in a past life Tripod for shorting the run so that he did not get in trouble with his wife Mummys Boy for something related to footy Mothball for the Windies beating England in cricket I think Gerbils for missing someone who had a 0 in their run number (106) Cooch for winning the Wanking Award and having the trophy to prove it E&B a haberdash down down Sooty and Tripod a tan comparison down down. Sooty said he was locked in the salon. Pregnant Pause for being a competitor archeologist to Mummys Boy. The hash is not big enough for both of them. Tripod for not wearing his chastity belt to Carnival E&B for an old photo in the Singapore Hash book and having the same hairdo. Clitus cant remember.
Lastly, in a bizarre non presentation, Tripod presented a hash duck (Quark) who is traveling around the world getting photos in front famous places. However, he promptly took it back saying that there was nothing famous in Melbourne so he would take it to Sydney well, piss off back to Brazil why dont you?
On On Whippet
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Interested in the Autumn Mountain Getaway Weekend Where: Mt Buller When: Friday 16 to Sunday 18 April 2004 cost: $40.00 let Shaggy, Gerbils or Lethal know.
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UpCumming Runs
24 Mar, 1031, Janus, Brighton Beach Gardens, The Esplanade, Brighton, 76 C2, Opposite Brighton Beach Railway Station
31 Mar, 1032, Boner, The Lovely Curry House, 29 Military Road, Avondale Heights, 27 E7, Nearly April Fools Day run
7 Apr, 1033, IBM & Swallower, 7 Nelson Street, Sandringham, 76 H9, 2003 Rugby World Cup Celebration Run
14 Apr, 1034, Prince, Leinster Arms Hotel, 61 Gold Street, Abbotsford, 2C G6,