Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2005-2006
Grand Master: Klingon Religious Advisor: Whippet Hash Cash: Tiger Moth & Mothball Grog Master: Janus Checking Chicken: Silent But Deadly Sergeant at Arms: Clitus Soc Sec: Egg & Bacon Pie On Sec: The Shah Hash Haberdash: Gumboot Hare Raiser: Prince Hash Flash: Stuckon Web Master: Klingon
Run 1127, 04 Jan 2006 Hare: IBM & Swallower Venue: 7 Nelson St Sandringham
THE FOURTH ANNUAL IBM AND SWALLOWER EXTRAVAGANZA.
Yes, it was quite a deal of hyperbole for a run at the Frankston end of Sandringham, but the hosts for the evening did not disappoint.
It was a great run with lots of on backs, through the local beach vegetation and along the rocks. When compared to the Clitis ball breaker run of two weeks ago, it can be considered as the best run since records began in 2006. For me, it bought fond memories of taking my dogs along the same paths and recalling where they used to cock their legs and make lots of smelly messes.
It was back to a sumptuous meal of kosher hamburgers and chips. The piece de resistance according to Snowbitch was the cheese, beetroot and the pavlova. Luckily all the big eaters were absent and there was more than enough for all.
Mothball, having mislaid the book, was the acting GM for the evening
Tittalator scored the run at 35 out of 45, which was not bad considering that it was a very similar run to the third IBM and Swallower extravaganza.
Returnees – Too Dumb to Die, Too Dumb to Divorce (formally christened by the RA), Irish (looking rather athletic for a change), Cock Up, Punch. IBM, Swallower and Tittalator
Special Runs – E and B 200, Screw Top 22, Too Dumb to Die 100 ++++, Sooty 100.
Charges E and B and Cheesecake – discussing pussy cats on the run.
Prince – For naming himself as hare for last week’s run
Tigermoth – for taking a nosedive on a bike trail
Tnagles – for being bitten by a blue ringed octopus
Mothball – for forgetting the book
Janus – For his last run (for the next two years at least)
Twisted Sister – for not knowing her way home from BBs house
And lots of other charges to numerous to mention
On On
Scribe: Udder
Announcements:
Janus Farewell – Sunday 8th Jan 2006 – 12 Midday onwards – 31 Shanns Avenue, Mount Martha, Mel 145 C7 – Lunch $8/head – bring your grogs, bathers and running gear to say farewell to Janus in his journey to Seychelles. RSVP Udder 0414716382 or 59764151 11th Annual Red Dress Run – Saturday Feb 18th – 4:00 PM for 5:00 PM start The Oxford Scholar Hotel – cnr Swanston & A’Bekett Streets Cummingwelth H3 2006 – 10-12th March 2006 – Oxford Scholar Hotel – 427 Swanston St. Refer here for more details.
Upcoming Events Next Full Moon run: Run No.69, 4pm 11 December 2005. Hare: Yani (Tigger) Nuthall “The Pines” picnic area, Cape Schanck, Melways 259 B9. (Lakeside recovery run!) Western Suburb’s AGPU – Tuesday , 29th Nov – Exchange Hotel – Cnr of Whitehall and Napier Sts – Footscray – 7:00 pm – $18.00 for run, dinner and give-away
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