Run 1158 Report

Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem

LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2005-2006

Grand Master: Cheesecake Religious Advisor: Screw Top Hash Cash: Tiger Moth Grog Master: Whippet  Checking Chicken: NickleB  Sergeant @ Arms: Mothball Soc Sec: Egg & Bacon Pie On Sec: The Shah Hash Haberdash: Egg & Bacon Pie Hare Raiser: Prince Hash Flash: Anyone Web Master: Klingon

Run 1158, 4 July 2006 Hare: Barterbitch Venue: 100 Baywiew St Williamstown

To tell you the truth, I missed the run due to the logistic problems. But I got a positive feedback from Barterbitch about her run and 4’th of July celebration. True or false, it appeared to me that yanks did it again. Barterbitch also brought in the youngest members of Lakeside, Mia and Lexie to represent the Americans in their independence day. If Bonner doesn’t mind, I write my own version of his report to fulfil plagiarism and copy rights in hash. In a cold night and to celebrate yanks independence from the colony of pomes, Barterbitch and Highly, in transition to their new home in West Footscray, set a run from their cosy home in Williamstown. As Barterbitch was preparing the food, Shah called her and brought few excuses to give the run a miss and Dangerous family, Mia and Lexie, arrived in full voice. Pointy meanwhile, spent plenty of time on his multi national outfit which represented majorities colonised countries, Australia and USA.

Barterbitch and Highly Infection dressed their home in colour which took the runners’ eye. Highly explained the run and the pack found their ways in the narrow Williamstown avenues toward the beach. Lakeside runners dominated most of the run before Western Suburbs’ runners took over in the quantity and sprinted home. Barterbitch provided a superb dinner which warmed up the hashers including, hot dogs, hamburgers, corn. Everybody was pleased with the run and gave it 8 from 10.  XR8D (121), Marbles (111) and Coffin Box (16) had significant runs. Barterbitch gave away American candies to Afterbirth, Coffin Box, Lester the Molester, Mia and Lexie. BB’s article in the newspapers, BB Incident Last Strew, was the topic of the night between Dangerous and GG which made Dangerous loosing her kids during the run.

Phart Lap didn’t know the starting time of Lakeside’s runs while Full Hand Luke had inappropriate discussion at dinner.  E&B got a down down for being a Hash Haberdash slut and trying to flog pillowcases, t-shirts, bum bags and sox. Doona pissed on the run which scared Coffin Box and Full Hand Luke didn’t like hot dogs. Meanwhile, Michael Stanley had an odd hash behavior not to sign the book despite wearing hash T-shirt. East Me and Doona sprinted to the home at the end while Highly was wearing another sexy T-shirt, porn X-ray, which did reflect his body. Doona was charged for shortcutting and encouraging others to short cut and Cheesecake first experience as Lakeside’s new GM was a success! There were few low profiles to rap up the circle and announce that yanks are now independent.

On On

Scribe: The Shah  

Announcements:

New LSH3 rugby top for sale!  Available in several colours; collar is denim.  $30.  ‘How to order’ details to follow from E’n’B.

Balls Up is on 2 September (you might want to double check that…) Come dressed as your fantasy.  Ohhh Ahh.

Upcoming Events

Next Full Moon run: Run No 76 at 3 p.m on 9 July 2006. Hares:  Sidway & Bok Choy Venue:   Selby Picnic Reserve, Melway 75 J12  

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