Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2006-2007
Grand Master: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Relig. Advisor: Yolanda “Screw Top” Shaw Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: Mark “Whippet ” Willetts Checking Chicken: Nick “NickleB” Leicester Sgt@Arms: David “Mothball” De Freitas Soc Sec: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Gierke On Sec: Reza “The Shah” Gharavi Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Hash Flash: Anyone? Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1201, 04 April 2007 Hare: Mummies Boy Venue: Union Hotel, 109 Union St Brunswick
Exciting Run! As we had plenty of returnees for different reasons Snowbitch – The run was too close to Snowbitch’s doorstep to show up Rolf Harris or should I say Dr. Rolf Harris — She just submitted her thesis and has more time to run with Lakeside. Dangerous Family including Little Digger and Maestro – Busy Dangerous is trying to make a balance between work, family and applying for residency. She is potentially our new dangerous aussie. Stock On – Her first appearance surprised Klingon a lot. Shah loved the impression in Klingon’s face when he found out that Stuck On is running in the pack and will arrive pretty soon. Well done Stuck On! You returned to your Lakeside family to few happy moments for Add On. Look forward to see you next week. And off course the hare, Mommies Boy – He found some time between studying the history of theater and ancient ovals to come out of his dark and dusty hut to set a run full of puzzles. The highlight of the run’s complexity was a Roman & Greek theater in the middle park. Cooch, Stuart and Udder in turn stood in the middle to found out what Mummies Boy meant by referring to finding the truth in the oval. Stuart thought about the Venus star in the corner might be the key. Shah was impressed with the beautiful moon.
The check was too complicated to solve by experienced hashers. Pauline, our new Collingwood member, finally broke through and found the trial within the turf in front of the sport oval. Pauline was on target few times in the run, while Prince and Pointy were struggling to follow the trial. Cheesecake was the worst of all as it seemed she was running in different world. After solving all puzzles we ended up in the straight run in Sydney Road which was more like On Home. Most of the pack turn into Union Street toward Union Hotel. Only few, Stuck On, NickleB and Lotsa Fun followed the trail to the Melbourne Zoo and around golf course which didn’t make sense after the straight run alongside the Sydney Road close to home. Mummies Boy set the run from Union Hotel with its 1960s architecture and cheap food. But this place reminded GG of his run in October 1978 from the same place where cops arrested him for drink driving. Union Hotel is also popular for its stripers show on Thursday nights. How much Mummies Boy wished our run was on Thursday night!
Rolf Harris (88), NickleB (222), Pauline (10), Stuart (11) had significant runs. Cheesecake charged present Collingwood supporters, Pauline, Stuart, GG and Prince and read an article she picked up from Yarra Hotel in Collingwood in last week run where the article described the process of Collingwood support recognition in the back of photo of a naked woman. In summary Collingwood supporters marry 3 times and still have the same in lows.
Udder just joined footy tipping after 5 years of Lakeside membership tipped 2 for start. Cheesecake pulled out her second article of the night to charge Mummies Boy for archeologists working on poo in Peru. Pauline got a down down for walking the Mummies Boy’s running trails and solving checks and Lizard and Two Bottoms got low profiles. And the last advice from Dr. Harris – Sex is the cure for everything!
Scribe: The Shah
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