Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2006-2007
Grand Master: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Relig. Advisor: Yolanda “Screw Top” Shaw Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: Mark “Whippet ” Willetts Checking Chicken: Nick “NickleB” Leicester Sgt@Arms: David “Mothball” De Freitas Soc Sec: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Gierke On Sec: Reza “The Shah” Gharavi Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Hash Flash: Anyone? Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1203, 18 April 2007 Hare: Udder Idjit Venue: Beach Gardens Shelter, adj. Small St, Hampton.
As Klingon said for our 21/22/23 anniversary run recently, it was a fantastic trail ruined by a shockingly bad pack. It was a beautiful run that should have had them out there for an hour and a half. But shortcutting bastards can’t tell their out-trail from their entrails and were back in half an hour.
Cooch was the only one to soldier on manfully to the Port Melbourne beach at White Reserve where lots of lonely men go looking for romance amongst the tea-tree, far away from lonely women. Cooch recently celebrated his 7th wedding anniversary to the (absent) E&B!!! and must have the itch very bad. He did indeed find romance on the run, coming back to the hotel arm-in-arm with GG. E&B – be very afraid.
We then knuckled down to our $10 bar meals. Henry Ford must have run the place cos you could have whatever you liked as long as it was chicken. The smoky, extra-intimate atmosphere suited everyone except Quasi who stayed outside cos she doesn’t like smoke. Either that, or they don’t serve Welsh people.
GG and Mummie’s Boy went all orgasmic when they saw Des Tuddenham drinking at the bar. For anyone born after 1955, Des Tuddenham played for Collingwood.
Visitors: Bag Shag from Christchurch, Dipswitch from Kalgoorlie, John Sharon.
Returnees: Boxy, Dumbastard.
Significant runs: Dipswitch x 1, Bag Shag x 1, Stuckon x 230.
Charges:
Lotsa for losing the trail despite being given a map and letting down the sisterhood by allowing the blokes to say that women can’t read maps. Mummie’s Boy for misleading the pack. Cooch for running to the gay beach and coming back with GG. GG for being gay. Stuckon, Add-on, Tigermoth. Lotsa Funm for talking in the circle. NIcklB for slavery. Prince, Bag Shag and Pointy charged because NZ cricket team is doing OK for once. Add-on for taking swimming lessons with plans to be in the Aust swim team for 2020 Olympics. Bag Shag for calling Whippett a Canadian.
Scribe: Cheesecake
Announcements:
New LSH3 rugby top for sale! Available in several colours; collar is denim. $30. ‘How to order’ details to follow from ‘E’n’B.
Upcoming Events
Next Full Moon run: Run No. 86, at 3pm 29 April 2007. Location: Boolangarook Reserve, via Gisbourne Map 509 G.12, (or map 281 on the old Melways) Hares: John (Cockup) & Judy (Punch) Leckie
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