Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2006-2007
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1228, 10 October 2007 Hare: Tangles Venue: ‘Harp of Erin’, High St & Harp Rd, Kew East
Tangles set a nice long,long,long run with lots of shiggy and a drink stop. Along bike paths past golf clubs, freeways, lonely deserted, dark Kew places where you could easily get lost and disappear. In fact. Prince thought that Mummie’s Boy, who was way at the back of the pack, had disappeared. Perhaps, MB, being the slowest and most vunerable of the pack had been picked off by a wild, famished Kew carnivore. Because MB is a Committee member and disregarding any danger to himself, Prince went looking for him but the little bleeder had short cutted and was back in the pub for half an hour before the rest of us.
Craven Moorehead hasn’t quite got the hang of hashing just yet, she followed the arrows backwards to the drink stop and thereby missed 90% of the run. Alternatively, this could be superior hashing.
Klingon the secular, rationalist activist, humanist, atheist media tart was at it again. Last week he filled a quarter of The Age back page telling us that we had to be more responsible for the 42% of the world’s coal that we export. This week he’s on page 3 offering $100,000 to anyone who can prove that their religion is true. He doesn’t actually have 100,000 readies. If by some miracle he got the money, would he have to give the prize to himself and thereby destroy his whole rationalist belief. He is standing for the Senate for the Secular Party. He might lose his deposit.
Returnees Rockachelli – visiting GM from Royal Peninsula Hash (there to flog the BallsUp), 2 Bottoms, Prince.
Significant Runs Lotsa Fun x 250 Loubang Oz x 20 Twisted Sister x 30 Cheesecake x 285 (Those of you who pay any attention to these reports will notice that Cheesecake got a signif run charge last week for 233 runs. How can I have done 52 runs in 7 days without getting Delhi belly you ask? Well, my Prince pointed out that I can’t count and when I audited my run numbers, I discovered the missing ones. Isn’t it good to know that your taxes are in such good hands. Does this mean I have to give back the charges for all the wrong signif runs?)
Charges *E&B for thinking that she’s Klingon. *Mummie’s Boy for not getting Cooch’s name right. *Lotsa Fun for dereliction of duty for forgetting the chalk *Mothball for running in front of a car. *GG for drooling over the girls wanted poster. *Prince for having gender identificvation issues with the bar person. *Mothball for having his Pole Cleaning and Tripping Field Manual. *Klingon for not listening. *2 Bottoms for sitting in the cirle. *Scrotwieler for nicking Cooch’s dinner (NB. don’t ever try this with GG!) *Prince for trying to take the hash upmarket and setting high standards. *Klingon for offering $100,000 if someone can discover the ‘G’ spot. *Tangles for knowing stuff about Hawthorn FC – eg that a tallish player on half $million p/a, went to a party, didn’t have enough money for ice ($4 a bag at the local servo!) and performed a favour while kneeling for the drug baron and thereby got some ice. *Pointy for being a running/walking hybrid. *Twisted Sister because Chicko warmed her left ankle by peeing on it.
Next Run 17/10/07 Lotsa Fun
24/10/07 D&E Aristotle’s 1000th run from Heidelberg Football Club NOv WSH AGM
Scribe: Cheesecake
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Next Full Moon run: Run No. 91, at 3pm 23 September 2007. Hares: Meri & Chainsaw Lyons. Location: The recreation grounds in Cockatoo, Map 311 G 6
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