Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2006-2007
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1244, 23 January 2008 Hares: Klingon & Addon Venue: 13 Mitford St St.Kilda
It worked!!! Thanks to whoever gave Flem the Kris Kringle of the plastic BBQ apron with the gigantic, pink, inflatable, metre-long attachment – well now It Wasn’t Me is with Snot. Yes, she’s going to have a Snot, for that is the name of the soon-to-be-born baby hasher. Snot by Flem out of IWM. What one-up-manship, getting a hash name before you’re born. A real hash baby bump not caused by Fosters. E&B was dropping lots of leaden hints, but IWM gave it away by defiantly sitting in the circle. Fortunately they’ve just got a Certificate of Occupancy for the house they’ve been living in for the last 5 years and once they get the staircase up to the first floor they’ll have a parents’ retreat.
Continuing the birthing theme, AddOn, Captain Disaster and Craven all have hash-imprinted DNA – they all were born of hash parents and have never had a hash-free period in their young lives.
Captain Disaster got his name cos he was in Asia during the tsunami, in London when the Underground was bombed, in Indonesia during the plane crashes, in Asia during the bird flu. Now he’s in Melbourne for the stock market crash. He’s overdue for promotion.
Certain people, BB and Sooty, have long speculated that TDTD is a CIA spy. But he’s not infiltrating our communications, or military or government. He’s infiltrating our BEER! As of Wednesday, his job is an assistant brew master. How devious, to go looking for Australian intelligence in a brewery.
We were there for a run. Klingon reprised bits of many previous St Kilda runs giving that daysha view feeling. As we ran past the Alleyons Fronsay I was reminded that in Form 1, or year 7 as it’s called now, I had a French dictation test whereby one lost 5% for each mistake. I ended up with a score of 5%, as in, I had 95 per cents worth of mistakes. And then the teacher made us take the tests home to get them signed by our parents. I was way too stupid to forge the parents’ paw prints so I never heard the end of it. The moral is, if you don’t do well at school, you’ll end up working at the tax office.
Dangerous is driving taxis to pay for last year’s overseas trip. As we were running up Barkly St hill, she was driving down, hanging out of her taxi yelling On On and being no help at all. A pleasant drink stop on the beach and then on-home.
Klingon and AddOn were awarded something out of something (wasn’t listening) for putting on the best run of the week and the best pork rolls of the year.
Visitors Andy, Captain Disaster, Goanna, Scrubber.
Returnees Joel, Little Digger, Maestro, Dangerous, Craven, Joel.
Significant runs Lotsa x 262, NickleBy x 262, E&B x 285.
Charges
Cooch and Joel for getting lost 50 metres from home. LuBangOz for forgetting cups for drink stop at Full Moon hash. Andy for being an expert beer-top de-capper. Klingon for taking the pack past the Espy without stopping for a drink. Flem for sitting in the circle even though he’s not pregnant. Craven for not paying attention. Chicko for doing a little number on the beach. Andy for being the only Australian present wearing appropriate gear – a black T-shirt with “Genius” logo. TDTD for his new job as the assistant brew master at Holgate Brewery. Scrubber for not turning up to joint-hare a run in Murray Bridge because the landscape had been moonscaped by bushfire. (You’re wondering what this has to do with Lakeside – aren’t we all!! Charge brought by GG and relates to when he and Scrubber were part of same SA hash back in Neanderthal times).
Upcoming
Next week’s run 30 Jan, the Lu’s at Westfield Reserve, Yarra Bend Rd Melway 30 H 12. 16 Feb – Red Dress Run, Oxford Scholar Hotel, Swanston St City. 4-5pm. 12 Mar LSH 24th Anniversary run at Albert Park Lake. Janus Memorial Run – last Sun of Feb at Shanns Ave Mt Martha, Melway 145 B7. Balls Up postponed for a year.
BTW – if you think Klingon and Mummies Boy are Lakeside’s only media tarts, then watch Channel 31 for the “Embroider Me” ads – Bovine Breeder is flaunting his facial features therein.
Announcements:
New LSH3 rugby top for sale! Available in red or other colour, collar is denim. $30.
Upcoming Events
Next Full Moon run: Run No. 95, at 4pm 20 January 2008. Hares: Metty (Lube Oil) & Simon (Lubang Oz) Wreford. Location: O’Briens Crossing picnic grounds, Lederderg River. Map 609 E 11
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