Run 1257 Report

Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem

LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008

Grand Master:   Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash:  Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms:  Nick “NickleB” Leicester  & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec:  Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec:  Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly  Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master:  John “Klingon” Perkins

Run 1257, 26 March 2008 Hares: It Wasn’t Me Venue: BBQ at Ivanhoe park, 150 Lower Heidelberg Road, Ivanhoe

Flem was a forlorn sight standing under an umbrella looking skywards  and to the east and west as rain clouds continued to roll in. But he  was dry. IWM was still out setting the run for a second time. Hang on, shouldn’t that have been IWM looking a forlorn sight standing  under  the umbrella looking skywards while Flem was out resetting the run?   Anyway, across the rain soaked oval Flem pointed out a couple of  Texans sheltering in the footy grandstand so we drove around to join  them. Meet Try a Fuck (TAF) and She Muscle Bitch (SMB). That proves  it, I thought, Yanks are from another planet. Next on the scene was Mothball and Tiger Moth. No way was he going to run in this shit.  Klingon appeared with Addon and surprise, surprise, they were keen to   run. It was now 7pm, the rain has stopped and we set off, running on   flour, lots of it. The trail was easy to find, the pack stayed  together and focused, extremely focused. You see  TAF had brought   along his GPS and he knew exactly where he was. And Flem had map and  he knew exactly where he was. So we had TAF pointing one way, Flem  pointing the other way and Klingon somewhere between them yelling On  On is this way! I wonder what Pointy would of made of all this. Is the  GPS the way of future hashing or did the a photocopied page from the  Melways win hands down? You be the judge. Towards the end of the run   TAF and myself become separated and we floundered around wondering  where the pack had disappeared to.  TAF was desperately talking to his   GPS, trying to find an opening  into Ivanhoe Park.  We got back   eventually and there  Flem was waiting, relaxed, beer in hand. “What  kept you?” he crowed.

The Circle The circle was called and IWM’s efforts in setting two runs was rewarded with a 12 out of 7 for the first run and a 26 out of 20 for the second. TAF was impressed with the imaginative use of the terrain, the off street running. well-timed checks and cunningly placed on backs. At least I think thats what he said. For a Texan, he had a very strong Scottish accent. Mothballs 350 runs was recognized. Our Texans given a welcoming beer along with Spunk in a Trunk from Boston. GG  appeared from nowhere for a beer and Alice was welcomed back.

Charges GG for some despicable act at Interhash Flem in his red jumper – a lookalike charge I believe. Prince for being a noisy sleeper according to his roomy. So here it is, Klingon, you DO snore! TAF for carrying a faulty GPS on a run

Scribe: Prince

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Upcoming Events

Next Full Moon run: Run No. 95, at 4pm 20 January 2008. Hares: Metty (Lube Oil) & Simon (Lubang Oz) Wreford. Location: O’Briens Crossing picnic grounds, Lederderg River. Map 609 E 11

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