Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1258, 02 April 2008 Hares: Codpiece & Prince Venue: Naughton’s Pub, Royal Parade, Parkville
When at last Codpiece finally decided to shift her ‘picnic on the zoo lawn sitting a blanket with a glass of red in one hand and Tasmanian (of course!) brandy/port/sage pate in the other’ run to a nearby hotel, she failed to consult Point Post. Consequently, without Pointys blessing the heavens opened up and rain swept down washing away trail and the two hares. So what did Codpiece do? She went home to ‘shower and change into something more comfortable’ instructing her co-hare to ‘reset the run and don’t fuck it up this time’. We waited until 7 pm and the pack assembled on the street. We welcomed back Too Dumb Too Die’ an new look runner Flem. TDTD was bouncing around and fairly dying to get into his first run with us for 3 months – little did he know there wasn’t one, not as he remembers typical hash runs from hares who knew what they were doing! The co-hare, in Codpiece’s absence, pointed the pack in the direction of trail and off they set. There was trail for the first kilometre, then we had a live run for the next 3 until dobs of flour was found much to the relief of the co- hare. Without any checks or onbacks the pack stayed together remarkably well – running blind will do that! – and everyone was brought home in 45 minutes, where Codpiece was waiting, freshly showered, make-up, not a hair out of place, glass of red, relaxed, looking a million dollars! How does she do it?!!
The Circle
TDTD said all the right things about the run and praised the hare for producing such a well marked run in such a storm. He awarded it 2 out of 22 (22 being the number of times Codpiece changed her mind about the venue: its the zoo, no lets go to the pub, no zoos better, no it might rain – pubs better etc). TDTD was officially welcomed along with Interhash returnees Upper Class Tart, Craven, Crabbo, E & B, Mummies Boy, NickelB and Lots a Fun. Special run awards went to Addon (151) and to keep her company Klingon 477.
Charges
Codpiece to Prince for not knowing his clockwise from his anti-clockwise GG was charged for taking $135 from a harriet in Perth for sex Low profile went to Crabbo Craven for refusing to buy the t-shirt Klingon had taken to Perth, and carried around in his bag only to find when he caught up with her back in Melbourne, she didn’t want it! Codpiece for being named Hare when Prince should have been having more hair than her
Mummies Boy’s Auction Congratulations to Mummies Boy who raised $4.50 in the auctioning of 3 t-shirts.
Year Book – Codpiece is requesting articles and photos for the Yearbook.
Next weeks run: NickelB’s garage – bring a torch
Scribe: Prince
Announcements:
New LSH3 rugby top for sale! Available in red or other colour, collar & print is white or black $30.
Upcoming Events
Next Full Moon run: Run No. 95, at 4pm 20 January 2008. Hares: Metty (Lube Oil) & Simon (Lubang Oz) Wreford. Location: O’Briens Crossing picnic grounds, Lederderg River. Map 609 E 11
Upcoming Runs See Upcoming runs page