Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1269, 4 June 2008 Hare: Craven Morehead Venue: Prince Alfred Hotel, 191 Grattan St Carlton
This was Craven’s 18th Lakeside run and her last day on earth at the age she was when she set the run for Thursday was her birthday and therefore she would be older than when she set the run. She took us along lots of Carlton and Nth Melb ankle snapping, knee cracking bluestone laneways, the poo highways of yesteryear. Despite the grizzling, no-one broke anything. Young Craven has been studying Hyroglifiks 101 with Pregnant Pause and Mummies Boy cos no-one could understand her on-back and check marks. We looked like mugs running in circles but only Cooch ran up Mugg Lane. We ran around, thru and under Melb Uni – home turf for the lots of doctors/almost doctors on the run. Pity none of them could help with Mummies calf.
We had a virgin called Chris. He saw the hash book and thought he had to choose his silly name HIMSELF. He chose Belongil – a surfing town near Byron. Belongil has a swamp and an officially designated rudie nudie beach – got to be something in that to generate a hash name that he’s going to hate.
Mummies commenced the circle by announcing that this was his last appearance as serjeant and then (after the cheers had settled down) had another red hot go at NickleB’s yellow shorts – what is it with those 2 – one keeps wearing them and the other keeps obsessing about them? Mummies called on a volunteer to describe the run. He himself couldn’t be the describee because he did his calf in 3 places early in the run and had to spend an hour at Readings Book shop looking at magazines.
Shit Off A Shovel (SOAS) gave the run 14/18 because it reminded him of Phuket without the hills, the beach, the sand, the sun, the palm trees or maybe the scribe wasn’t paying attention and has no idea what the connection is between Carlton, Phuket and SOAS.
Dinner was pleasant except one was stuck between Modnoc and Colours arguing over who was going to get stuck with the wet patch. (of tablecloth that is).
Visitors and Returnees Chris, Shit Off A Shovel, Pregnant Pause, Mr Bean, Twisted Sister, Jeff, Craven.
Special Runs Cooch x 323, Pointy x 621.
Charges -By Mummies Boy for NickleB regarding luminous lemon shorts. -Pregnant Pause for labouring under Glyn Davis and for not knowing that 776 BC was the first Olympics. -Cheesecake for still barracking for Melbourne FC despite hopelessness of cause. -Shit Off A Shovel for being the next serjeant at arms. -Chris for naming himself Belongil. -Craven for sparing use of four on trail so she could use it in her birthday cake. -Pointy (and Lotsa) for leading his walking harem around Uni High School and giving E&B a new perspective. -E&B for nicking off with the map. -By Codpiece for E&B and Cooch – she’s had 4 teeth removed from her pussy and Cooch is exceedingly grateful. -Craven for taking runners past Tom Ferguson memorial – he was secretary of Melbourne Total Abstinence Society in 1904. -Modnoc for having RSI in her right hand. -Pointy for being asleep at the wheel as RA and letting Chris name himself. -Craven and Lotsa for both having birthdays and both being 25, again. -Prince and Jeff for low profile. Scribe: Cheesecake
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