Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1268, 28 May 2008 Hare: Mothball Venue: Queensbridge Hotel, 1 Queensbridge Street, South Melbourne
And I missed Grewsome’s run report because the guitarist in the lonely bar was a lot better entertainment than our circle (sorry, but he was very distracting).
Grewsome made a run report and scored it 25 out of 28. There’s something in my notes about a drink stop but I think it may have been Grewsom’s whinging about the lack of. He liked it all the same. So Mothy got a DD for his troubles. Despite Tiger making the excuse for not running that she was his helper, she was not admitted into the hare’s circle, nor was she invited to DD with him.
Returnees were welcomed back – Too Easy, Fat Crashing Bastard and Two Bottoms. TE and FCB couldn’t keep their hands off each other in the circle, awaiting their DD. I think they might be newlyweds or having an affair or something.
Special Runs – Tiger on 141 and Klingon on 484
Nickleby’s job as Sergeant at Arms was a difficult task tonight as he was competing poorly with the guitarist who was doing an excellent rendition of Father and Son. But somewhere in the tune I managed to hear that one of our infamous magpie supporters, GG, made a change, just relaxed and took it easy and tipped against his team and went for the Cats instead. Klingon, being a bomber bombardier didn’t tip Essendon either, it’s not his fault – there’s so much he has to do However this was a rebound against Nickleby finding a girl, settling down, if he wants he can marry her, or some reason but it’s not time to make a change.
Word has it that the Nickleby/Lotsa family are struggling in retirement and that’s why Lotsa is only on the stuff that comes for free from the taps. Nickleby obviously cant afford new shorts, nor can he afford to buy his own beers. And why should he? He gets DD’d for the iridescent, indescent, yellow perils every week that Mummies’ is around. But this night he managed to get out of the house in his baggy grey tracky dax. What was Lotsa thinking when she let him dress himself? So DD for Lotsa while the Joker sang in the corner.
Grewsome thought the run wasn’t long enough so he ran rings around the west end of the CBD. His excuse was that he was a tourist but he was running with the GM who isn’t. And then Two Bottoms was up there too to join those who couldn’t navigate.
Udder runs his hash life from his office so gets the office staff mixed up with the hashers. Fancy sending a query on finances to E&B? He obviously hasn’t been on the committee with her!
Loo Bung Oz had coffee with his wife – strange but true. And he got a DD for it.
Mothy provided a clearly marked diagram for the runners and walkers. GG was n trail (on Swanston St). The run was supposed to go to Collins Street, but apparently Modnoc and Wee Lassie thought thewindow shopping was better on Bourke Street. Are they kidding? . So Modnoc and Wee Lassie got DDs for having more arse than class.
Grewsome and Wee Lassie charged Udder because he ignored them and had his head down looking for trail. They were offended. Udder’s like that – a very offensive character.
Scribe: Egg & Bacon Pie
Announcements:
New LSH3 rugby top for sale! Available in red or other colour, collar & print is white or black $30.
Upcoming Events
Next Full Moon runs: Run No. 100 and AGM at 3 p.m. June 22, 2008. Hares Committee Location:Werribee River Picnic Area, Wombat State Forest.
Upcoming Runs See Upcoming runs page