Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1267, 21 May 2008 Hare: Udder Idjit Venue: Unit 7, 350 Beaconsfield Pd, St Kilda
It was a really long run with a really short drink stop. Just proves that even if you’re English and/or you have a PhD, doesn’t necessarily mean you can organise a drink-stop/piss-up in a brewery. Holgate Brewery in Carlisle St that is. Udder and Klingon promised us FREE samples of boutique beers c/- Holgate’s deputy, assistant brewing master TDTD. Walkers got there first. Turns out the brewery was having a very classy piss-up that night and didn’t want riff raff about. So the hash was turned away but they did give us 2 six packs by way of consolation. Holgates did a vigorous selection process to choose 2 hashers as recipients/custodians of said 6 packs – GG and Lotsa. So Lotsa and horde of hashers, standing on traffic island in middle of Nepean Hwy, and Lotsa is yelling “let’s open the beers here”. This from a woman who has watery down downs.
To get to the drink stop that wasn’t, we skirted our ancestral waterworks, Albert Pk Lake, ran past young James Perkins’ ancestral primary school, and spent the rest in Udder’s ancestral St Kilda back lanes especially in the vicinity of Robe St. All the while, Codpiece was photographing hash bottoms. Run finished off arounfd Luna Park and beach.
Back at Udder and Gargoyle’s, it was like – how many people can you stuff into a Volkswagon? Lots of salads complemented by skinless frankfurters with home-made donuts for afters. Udder proudly showed off tax-deductible renovations to bathroom and kitchen – flat is available for rent from next week at weekly tariff similar to GDP of Switzerland. Run was awarded 269/350 and the charges began.
Returnee Cheesecake
Significant Runs E&B x 303, Prince x 266
Charges -Prince, E&B and Codpiece – first they were lost, then they were found. -Udder for not using his own tipping system in the footy tipping and hence tipping better than Mummie’s Boy. -Lotsa, stand-in hash cash, for using stand-over tactics to extract money with menaces from gentle hashers. -Mummies BOy for running like a girl, to the drink stop that wasn’t. -Codpiece and E&B for organising a celebrity tits line-up. -Udder for not being able to pick Gargoyle’s tits in a tit line-up. (He actually blushed!!) -Modnoc for moaning about not being able to watch State of Origin because she had to come to hash. (She’s from Qld and it was rugby, so what’s she missing?) -Sooty for m oaning about his run last week. -Mothball for not emembering if he was at Sooty’s run last week. -Flem, LubeOil, Colours, Gargoyle, Cheesecake for lack of hash gear. -Udder and LubangOz on wardrobe charges. -NickleBY for wearing gay, satin, skimpy,lemon shorts from Thailand. (This is 3rd charge in as many weeks involving NicklBy, Mummies Boy and said shorts???) -The Moths for exploiting young Max for royalties they get from Bunnings – Stanley “Fat Max” tool range. -E&B because Cooch is too competitive. -Grewsome for trying to keep up with Cooch.
Scribe: Chesecake
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