Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Eva “Codpiece” Hookey Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester Soc Sec: On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Hare Raiser: Rowan “Cooch” Compagnoni Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1286, 01 October 2008 Hare: Sooty Venue: The Colonial Hotel, cnr of Lonsdale and King Streets, Melbourne
The last torch run for the year and a pleasant 21C. A city run, using lots of lanes, past fine wining and dining and a chance to do some window shopping. A problem was the street sweeper had swept up most of the arrows. Variously described as “what a shocker” to “I like it”. Special runs:- Flem 66 Grewsome & Wee Lassie – 19 + 19 =38? Klingon – 500 Returnees:- Linda, Plunger, Debbie, Stephanie, Bovine Breeder, Two Bottoms and Old Boar. Charges:- Old Boar – introducing himself as Jeff to Bovine. Two Bottoms – fashion – tucking shirt into trou. Flem – starting run at 6pm. E & B – doing business on the run Sooty – talking in the circle Mothball – whining – had grand final ticket from the company. Plunger thought an arrow pointing both ways was a bit strange, so charged Nicklby who thought this was OK. Grewsome – for getting names wrong. Stephanie – an MA in Nuclear Physics – for switching on the giant collider and breaking it. Had they found the Hicks boson particle? – no. Where is it? – no idea. The collider is just a bloack hole sucking in all the money. E & B, Two Bottoms and Cheesecake – mumble pants. GG and Point Post for having more runs than Klingon. Plunger – wankerphone in the circle. ItWasntMe and colours – low profile The barmaid – Laura – for providing double meals! And finally a naming:- Linda – a phd in something? a former Police trainer? but now a cyclone specialist at the Bureau of Meteorology So CYCLONE it is.
Scribe: Point Post
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Next Full Moon runs: Run No. 103 at 3pm. 14 September 2008. Hares: Betty & Ray (R.S.) Smith, and Mike (Father) Lyons Location: Centenary Park Golf Club, Frankston North. Map 100, E 11
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