HARE: Shu Shu & Quicklay
VENUE: Imperial Hotel, South Yarra.
It was a balmy Spring evening as hashers gathered at the Imperial Hotel to see what Shu Shu and Quicklay had in store. A couple of visitors from New Moon H3, together with some returnees boosted the numbers a little as we packed into the back corner of the pub and some took advantage of the happy hour to 7:00pm.
The hare’s burst of shit was short (walkers across the road and runners that way) and there seemed to be some reluctance to show the marks used. It was soon obvious why – ordinary arrows were used to mark trail so the WSH3 run from Tuesday night did not have to be re-marked! This is what happens when you let Engineer’s be hares with their continuing drive for efficiency.
Circle was held in the Red Room with a couple of volunteers filling in for the missing players, including Udder Idjit as Sergeant and Astro doling out the drinks.
RUN REPORT: By Let Me Look Scored 790/810
To try and boost the hare’s confidence, a relative delivered the run report, but the first thing she said was ‘no runners finished the run’, followed by ‘not all the on backs were done’. In the hare’s defence, Swingers claimed he did complete the run. The hare tried to trick the runners by laying trail in all sorts of cunning directions, but he may have tricked himself. Trail went into some tennis courts, which turned out to be an on back. Trail was very scenic and passed through nice hashing territory with beautiful homes, along the river, through 6 or 7 parks, over several bridges, into sporting venues and down cobblestone lanes before returning on home.
WALK REPORT: By Creme Brulee Scored -4/810
Our visitor thought the walk was very well organised for a walk. However, something about it was horrible. Not being a relative or subject to retribution, the walk was scored according to her assessment at the time. It probably had something to do with having to check the checks and getting caught on ‘on backs’.
CHARGES:
VISITORS – Creme Brulee, Black Pearl.
RETURNEES – Udder Idjit, Gargoyle, Codpiece, Klingon, Cheesecake.
HARES: Shu Shu & Quicklay.
Sergeant Charges
- Prince – Prime Number on 619
- Lubang Oz 326 & Lubeoil 286 – Interesting numbers.
- Lubang Oz – Has run 90 runs on his own with permission of Lubeoil
- Black Pearl – Imitating No Balls with her No Balls H3 socks.
- Astro, Lubang Oz & Codpiece – All white haired elders of Lakeside.
- Creme Brulee – Won’t be a white hair for many years.
- Swingers – Most nerdy bloke on hash, looking like a middle aged American.
- E&B- Dementia. It only took 10 seconds to forget what her charge was.
Charges from the Floor:
- Quicklay: Boosting numbers on the run, by tricking Black Pearl onto the run trail.
- Black Pearl: Whingeing too much for having to run.
- E&B: Tried to run down Swingers with a bicycle.
- Swingers: Stalking people.
- Gargoyle: Culprit in the case of the vanishing chips from Udders plate and he only managed to salvage the tomato sauce.
- Udder Idjit: Went to Shu Shu’s home town and did not run her home town hash.
Then we ran out of beer, stopping any further charges !