Run 935 Report

Lakeside Hash House Harriers

 

(The club for drinkers with a running problem)

ELECTRONIC HASH TRASH

 

RUN NO. 935

19 June 2002

HARES : Nicklebum (aka Death Wish!) & Lotsafun

VENUE: The Whitehorse Pub,

Hawthorn

 

Grand Master: Egg & Bacon Pie

 

(Lorraine Gierck) Ph: (03) 9421-1134 (H) gierckie@tpg.com.au

Sergeant-at-Arms: Gerbils

 

(Cathy Devries)(& Deputy GM); rec@johnhopkins.com.au

Hash Kash: Point Post

 

(David Shearn) Ph: (03) 9885 9906 H

Hash On-secs: Nobody

 

serving in this position – Desperately seeking a desperate person who wants to help out til the end of our tenure!

Social Secretary: Cheesecake

 

(Elizabeth Kelly)Ph: 9212 1942 (w) 9521 8038 (h)

Trail Mistrress: Lipstick

 

(Judith Pound)judithpound@hotmail.com (0415 195 0930)

Grog

 

Master: Barbaaara (Kevin Kitchingham)kitch_and_sheeds@bigpond.com.au (0414 770 288)

Religious advisor: IBM

 

(Martin Evans)(03) 9521 9439 (H)

Web Master: The Boomerang

 

(Jon Miller)Ph: (03) 9523-1694 (H)

Hash Haberdashery: Whinging Pom

 

(Margaret Collette) zamarg@hotmail.com

Committee Member: Rugarse

 

( Paul Hooper) – Leave of Absence for rest of year

Chechin’ Chicken: Janus

 

(Hugh) 0419 698 784

Hash Horn: Too Dumb to Die

 

(Ian Morgan) Leave of absence for rest of year 9421 5221(H)

Web Site:

 

www.lakesideHash.asn.au

Report of run numero 935

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Things looked promising as the healthy pack of hare-brained hashers ambled off around Hawthorn and it’s surrounds. Promising in part as the whitehorse inn had a positively warm glow beneath threatening skies, the warm glow was such that Shuntie, Baarbra, Gerbils and Tangles made it only as far as the next warm glow. Their sin could have been overlooked had it not been for shuntie upon arrival proclaiming the run to have been (slurringly) spewtendous, generously awarding it 4/32, causing more confusion than the offside rules in the current world cup.

For the more serious of the bunch (if there is such a thing) it was an entirely different kettle of fish, periods of jogging interrupted by fits of primal scream brought worried looks from passing Hawthornians. One hairy crossing with the absence of lights caused a few ruffled feathers, however Lotsafun and Nickelby skillfully brought the pack together with a well-placed check Princess tried to drum up support for a cross-country style leap over the fence to go checking(like they do in N.Z!!) The sceptical looks from the obviously more experienced Lakesiders soon put paid to that plan.

From there it was a lovely jaunt home along the Yarra banks where the smell of deep fried yummy things and thoughts of a barley sandwich guided the relieved pack to our den of iniquity for the evening.

The following sinners were duly charged:

  • Pauline for her virginal innocence and being in need of practice.
  • Fokker for pledging her allegiance to the Melbourne tarts and Princess as he visits his stylist more often than his long locked Prince, among other things.
  • Deep Throat was charged with turning “39” thus stopping the rumour mill in its tracks after earlier receiving flowers from Bovine.
  • Major F-U has made Another fuck up it seems (congratulations).
  • GG and Point Post reached the milestones of 463 and 395 respectively however O’douche fell one short on 68.
  • Bovine’s wayward sleeping bag earned a mention and rouge cheeks for the man in question.
  • Finally Udder Eedjit was questioned regarding his body double, who seemed to be masquerading as a hard worker.

OnOn Patrick “puga”

 

Forthcoming Runs

 

Run 936 26 June 2002 : AGM Run

 

from Port Melbourne Life Saving Club – $15 for the run, plus $2 for beer and $3 for wine

Run 937 – 3 July 2002 : Pissed Basher from the Red Back Hotel in Flemington Road (oopposite the RCH)

Run 938 – 10 July 2002 : Toto from somewhere in Moonee Ponds

Run 939 – 17 July 2002 : Janus with no location specified

Run 940 – 24 July 2002 – Major Fuck Up from 1 Dallas Street, Oakleigh

NASH HASH STUFF

 

4 July 2002 :

 

Peninsula Harriettes AGPU in McClelland Drive, Frankston

 

27 July 2002

 

: Royal Peninsula H3 Sulky Cup – Cranbourne Harness RACING Club at 6.30 pm; $44 includes dinner and booze; enter a team for this great inter Melbournian hash event!

 

Melbourne Ladies Trivia Night

 

– coming up soon. Contact Udder for details because I’ve given out all my flyers and can’t remember the date. Or call the ladies yourself.

19 October 2002 :

 

Annual Balls Up – hosted by Peninsula HHH in Mornington. Theme is Shagadellic. Tickets @ $65 per head for meal, beer, wine, champers, softies, gift & prizes. Lakeside shaggers to go in theme – so put your thinking condoms on and think of the team fun we had last year, and we’ll do it again.

INTERHASH 2002

 

If the Pakies don’t blow up the world in the meantime, Goa in India will be the place to be on the last weekend on September this year. Check the website for details. All Lakesiders registered please contact E&B so we can organise a LSH3 T shirt and handouts.

3-5 October 2003

 

– Pan Asia Hash in Kuala Lumpur – put this date in your diaries – early bird rego available before 31 Jan 02 and run lengths of short, medium, long and ball breaker.

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