Lakeside Hash House Harriers
(The club for drinkers with a running problem)
ELECTRONIC HASH TRASH
RUN NO. 934
12 June 2002
HARES : Maureen (aka Wet Dream) & The Queen (Bea)
VENUE: The Canada Pub,
Swanston Street, Melbourne
Grand Master: Egg & Bacon Pie
(Lorraine Gierck) Ph: (03) 9421-1134 (H) gierckie@tpg.com.au
Sergeant-at-Arms: Gerbils
(Cathy Devries)(& Deputy GM); rec@johnhopkins.com.au
Hash Kash: Point Post
(David Shearn) Ph: (03) 9885 9906 H
Hash On-secs: Nobody
serving in this position – Desperately seeking a desperate person who wants to help out til the end of our tenure!
Social Secretary: Cheesecake
(Elizabeth Kelly)Ph: 9212 1942 (w) 9521 8038 (h)
Trail Mistrress: Lipstick
(Judith Pound)judithpound@hotmail.com (0415 195 0930)
Grog
Master: Barbaaara (Kevin Kitchingham)kitch_and_sheeds@bigpond.com.au (0414 770 288)
Religious advisor: IBM
(Martin Evans)(03) 9521 9439 (H)
Web Master: The Boomerang
(Jon Miller)Ph: (03) 9523-1694 (H)
Hash Haberdashery: Whinging Pom
(Margaret Collette) zamarg@hotmail.com
Committee Member: Rugarse
( Paul Hooper) Leave of Absence for rest of year
Chechin Chicken: Janus
(Hugh) 0419 698 784
Hash Horn: Too Dumb to Die
(Ian Morgan) Leave of absence for rest of year 9421 5221(H)
Web Site:
www.lakesideHash.asn.au
Run Report
The crowds and the clouds gathered simultaneously and confusion reigned or rained from each. Inside, the crowd asked each other, where are the hares? And should we order meals before going out? Outside, the clouds asked themselves, Shall we rain now or wait til they are well and truly too far from the pub to turn back? (The answers were: No I Dear, Nah, and the latter.)
The trail went around and about, up Lygon Street a ways and then into the Melbourne Uni maze. There were enough checks & on-backs that the wet walkers kept meeting up with the wet runners, until finally all of them managed to lose the wet trail just before, around, or in the wet park after Royal Parade. As Shagadelic later described the trail, it was Cold, Wet, & Dark. After a fine meal of $7 Chinese or more expensive hamburgers or chicken in pyjamas, the circle began.
After the Hares were charged for the run, hare Maureen, soon to return to KL, told us about Pan Asia 2003, still only $70US. Visitors & Virgins were recognised: Cold Duck from Botany Bay H3, Leilani (Mrs. ODoush) from LA, and Danielle (the virgin). [Danielle stated that she “enjoyed being led astray and would like to go all the way next time”. Good hash material!] Hugo was also welcomed back.
“Mystery Whip #1” was then called up to give charges. This was meant to be Janus, but as he was AWOL watching the Swedes sizzle the Samba-dancers in Soccer, The Boomerang (apparently “Mystery Whip #2” stepped up to the plate. Deep Throat drank because the Italians all lay down. Quasimodo drank for competitive running, sprinting at the end of the run (maybe the trickling water had its effect on basic functions!). Barterbitch drank for advertising that you all can get Mates Rates on your internet service just sign up at Pacific Internet (15% discount) and quote her code, PACNET 000002. Queen Bea & Maureen drank for laying arrows where they were sure to be washed away.
Several Sartorial Splendour charges then ensued: GG for wearing a tent and staying dry; Queen Bea for his see-through black polyester button-down shirt. (Bovine Breeder claimed he was also wearing a see-through bra under it!). The Boomerang drank for not teaching Queen Bea how to properly (1) set trail and (2) dress. Quasimodo had one for excessive interest in Boomer & QBs domestic arrangements, which perhaps is why she was so late with this weeks run report.
(At this point the MW1, Janus, finally appeared to do his Whip duties and was promptly sacked. The GM then drank for picking lousy Mystery Whips.). The next set of charges are just as I wrote em, I dont understand them either.
Toto
was charged for erections while she wasnt looking; GG for quietude; Hugo for existentialism (Being There); Boner for political activism (the Gandhi look); Lotsa Fun for lack of motivational retail (not selling anything), and Johnny (the publican) for not letting E&B feel his red hairy bit.
Cold Duck
drank for using hash as a wine-tasting event; Quasimodo for trying to upstage Boomer as hashflash with her disposable camera; Queen Bea got one for having the gall to charge someone else with “lack of fashion sense”.
Last but not least, we made certain Maureen would not leave Lakeside hash without a sense of belonging and a proper hash name. First, she was awarded free hash membership for the rest of 2002 (after she assured the GM she would not likely be back this year). Next, she was named – no it was not “Marlene”, “Marina”, “Marnie” or any of the other things the GM kept calling her she was named in honour of her run, and to be known forever henceforth, as “Wet Dream”.
– On On, Barterbitch
Forthcoming Runs
Run 935 19 June 2002 : Nickol-B and Lotsa Fun in Hawthorn – The Whitehorse Inn, 5 Burwood Road Hawthorn – $6 for food
Run 936 26 June 2002 : AGM Run from Port Melbourne Life Saving Club – $15 for the run, plus $2 for beer and $3 for wine
AGM Matters:
- We dont want any more articles for the hash, thank you. Were quite full of it already!
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NASH HASH STUFF
4 July 2002 :
Peninsula Harriettes AGPU in McClelland Drive, Frankston
27 July 2002
: Royal Peninsula H3 Sulky Cup Cranbourne Harness RACING Club at 6.30 pm; $44 includes dinner and booze; enter a team for this great inter Melbournian hash event!
Melbourne Ladies Trivia Night
coming up soon. Contact Udder for details because Ive given out all my flyers and cant remember the date.
19 October 2002 :
Annual Balls Up hosted by Peninsula HHH in Mornington. Theme is Shagadellic. Tickets @ $65 per head for meal, beer, wine, champers, softies, gift & prizes. Lakeside shaggers to go in theme so put your thinking condoms on and think of the team fun we had last year, and well do it again.
INTERHASH 2002
If the Pakies dont blow up the world in the meantime, Goa in India will be the place to be on the last weekend on September this year. Check the website for details. All Lakesiders registered please contact E&B so we can organise a LSH3 T shirt and handouts.
3-5 October 2003
Pan Asia Hash in Kuala Lumpur put this date in your diaries early bird rego available before 31 Jan 02 and run lengths of short, medium, long and ball breaker.