Lakeside Hash House Harriers
The drinking club with a running problem
Lakeside run on Wednesday nights starting at 6:30ish, usually within 10kms of the Melbourne CBD (Central Boozing District). Runs cost $2, the food costs $3 unless it is at a pub, and drinks cost $2. Visitors are always welcome – just show up and ask for a drink!
LAKESIDE HASH-HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2002 – 2003
The Uncommitted
Grand Master – in absentia
Mummies Boy (Phillip Edwards) Ph: 9479 1978
Sergeant @ Arms – in absentia
Baa-baa-ra (Kevin Kitchingham) Ph: 0414 770 288
Hash Kash
Stuck -On (Wendy Guo) Ph: 9534 5495
Hash On-sex
Too Dumb to Die (Ian Morgan) Ph: 0439 944 945
Social Sex
Eggn Bacon Pie (Lorraine Gierck) Ph: 9421 1134
Trail Master
Cooch (Rowan Compagnoni) Ph: 9421 1134
Grog Master
Janus (Hugh Watts) Ph: 0419 698784
Religious advisor
Cheesecake (Elizabeth Kelly) Ph: 9521 8038
Web Master
The Boomerang (Jon Miller) Ph: 9523-1694
Hash Haberdashery
Lotsa Fun (Lai Fun) Ph: 9815-2363
Hash Flash
Shunt (Keith Ralph) Ph: 9570 4689
Hash Horn
IBM (Martin Evans) Ph: 0401-147-796
Checkin Chicken
Udder Idjit (David Cheeseman) Ph: 0414 716 382
LSH3 Email
Web Site
Hash Trash contact
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS HASH TRASH
Run 957 20/11/02
Venue: Point Ormond
Hare: Lizard
To those hashers fortunate enough to have missed this run – Never fear! Thanks to Lizards pioneering method of laying trail in permanent yellow engineers paint it is a trail that can be inflicted on hashers for years to come. When you are a doddering old geezer you can bring your kids around and say to them “That was Lizards infamous hash trail of naught-two” next weekend might be a good time if the kids are free.
To be fair, though, good haring requires observation of the holy trinity of hash good trail, good onsite, good grub. And Lizard managed to get 1 and ½ out of three right. You couldnt have asked for a more scenic on-site, sheltered under the old light tower of Point Ormond, with sweeping views of the bay. And the rissoles werent bad either, though some thought Lizard took the recyclying a bit too far as he fished paper plates out of the garbage for a quick brush off before stashing them away for next year.
Committee members take note as this was the Most Dangerous Run of the Year. The pack dodged speeding traffic and bong huffing P-platers as it crossed St Kilda Road not once, not twice, not three but FOUR TIMES. It was no surprise that the pack quickly splintered after a long check in the marina parking lot. Long only because several FRBs ran past the hard to find little yellow blobs of paint that marked on-trail heading south. Once the error was discovered it was back past the on site and across St Kilda Road for Crossing of Doom #3.
A Group of Six quickly outpaced the more timid runners and found following trail to a check by a big reserve where the little yellow blobs trailed off to nothing. The pack was later to discover that, unbeknownst to all but Cooch, the trail jumped from the path to the sides of light poles. It was every hasher for themselves as we followed the smell of the sea back to the beach and back to the on-in to roundly curse the hare and wait for the rissoles to cook.
The ever efficient Acting GM Udder took a stand before it got too dark to drink and whipped through another short, sharp, sorted circle.
Barterbitch
continues to bring the younguns out with Jeanette and Con coming back for seconds and thirds respectively. Her drawing power only trailed by Mothballs and his Brazillian Bordello Babe aka Vanessa. “Give us a name!” Keep coming to hash and we will, we will.
Visiting GM Chilli Root was plugging the Melbourne Ladies mega-triplo-sesquicentenial run, and Swallower and Clanger were back after a long, dry season.
Kakadu
rated the run 0 out of 269, but qualified this by explaining that Lizard must have still been too rattled from his brush with death too set one of his usually superb trails. Blame Jabber Islamiya for the shit run! Klingon looked to be starting a sleeper cell at Lakeside.
IBM
broke out of his usual shy and retiring shell to try and hang a crap name on Jeanette; unfortunately for him she is hanging out for something really dirty!
Prince
hung around long enough to be charged twice. His usual absence from the circle may explain the gross breach of hash etiquette perpetrated therein i.e. taking a call on his mobile while drinking a charge.
GG
charged Chilli Root for getting wattle-ised another dirty reffo
There were other charges and the pack dispersed. A few alcoholics hung around long enough for E&B to show up and give Shagadelic a birthday hair treatment. Then the cops showed up and we buggered off
On-On
TDTD
UPCUMMING RUNS
Date
Run Number
Hare
Venue
Melways
Et Cetera
27/11/02
958
St Andrews Day Run
E&B
115 Buckingham Street, Richmond
2H D3
Och! Wear something scottish.
3/12/02
959
Western Suburbs HHH AGM
WSHHH Committee
Station Hotel Cnr. Napier and Hyde Sts, Footscray
42 D5
THIS IS A TUESDAY RUN WITH A 7:00 START!
$10 for food and run
11/12/02
960
“Coburg Challenge”
Remover
La Paella Spanish Restaurant, 217 Sydney Road, Brunswick
29 G9
$12 por comida
Other Events
When
What
Where
Melways
Et Cetera
28/11/02
7:00 pm start
Melbourne Ladies 1350th Run
Harlequins Rugby Club, Power Ave, Ashwood
60 H12
$15 for meal, entertainment, and gift
Saturday 30/11/02
2002 Bike Hash Meet at 115 Buckingham Street, Richmond
2H D3
10:30am start for a 3 to 4 hour event. Pub stop and late lunch at another pub.
14/12/02
Lakeside Xmas Party
Dennis Trattoria, Bond Street, CBD
Santa will be there for all to enjoy $40 plus Kris Kringle