LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS HASH TRASH
Run 991 9 July 2003
Venue: Khyats of Brighton
Hare: Janus
EILEEN CRITCHLEY
Who would ever expect that THE Eileen Critchley would turn up at a Lakeside Hash! For those of you not in the know, Eileen Critchley was the femme fatale and nemesis of Michael Murray, the loony left mayor of Liverpool in the TV series “GBH”. Eileen Critchley was so gorgeous that any full-blooded man would want to jump through the TV screen to meet her. She was almost on a par with Julie Christie in her heyday!
Pity that the Eileen Critchley that turned up on Wednesday night was a bloke in a West London H3 Tee Shirt! Never mind, we can but dream and it was an interesting discussion with E and B concerning the interpretation of what actually happened at the end of the series.
I digress
Well the run had its debits and credits. First, it was held at Khyats at Brighton and I noted that a few hashers required elocution lessons on how to pronounce Brighton (its BRUYTON). We will therefore give this aspect of the run a green tick.
Second, like most accountants the run was predictable and safe expect for a close shave where the arrows nearly crossed each other. Well give this aspect a red tick
Third, we were shown the better parts of Bayside inhabited by the working elite of plumbers and bricklayers. For those who live in other parts of Bayside, I was thankful that Wings didnt turn up and call the areas we live the “Frankston end” of Bayside. I cant help but tell you that the hare was complaining that his neighbours just down the road in Middle Brighton wouldnt sell their million dollar blocks to him so that he could build his new tennis court and swimming pool. For sending us through these leafy streets and making us jealous he should have a red tick.
Thankfully, the run was not long and it was a lovely, clear and still evening. Ill the RA green tick for this bit.
Mouth to Mouth when asked about the run was speechless but still scored it 60 out of 72, so overall the Hare achieved a positive balance on the night
Visitors
Martha, James and Natalie You couldnt help but notice Martha!
Eileen Critchley and Holy Ghost
Special Runs
Janus (quatre-vingt dix), Mouth to Mouth (dix), Lots of Fun (soixante)
Some of the Charges
E and B for selling Lakeside socks,
Lethal for reciting the history of the Southern Suburbs on the run and looking for retirement homes
Deeper for getting too close to some of his ex houses
Swallower for not bringing IBM along and thinking Boomerang was her husband
Cock Up for making Mrs CU wear her pearls on the run
Janus For setting a run that didnt go past Deepers ex houses
Astro for not being the checking chicken ( youll get used to this charge after a while Astro!)
Udder For wanting England to win the rugby (anythings better than New Zealand winning it)
Eileen Critchley For sleeping after his flight from the UK
TDTD For being a front-runner and hash horn at the same time
Mothball being beaten by an 86 year old in the tipping competition
Rosanna for wondering what the circle is all about
Kakadu for superb dress sense in keeping with Brighton society
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Udder Idiot
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