LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS HASH TRASH
Run 916: February 13, 2002 Jolimont Station BBQs
Hare: Cooch
Give GG his
444 charge – overdue since Run 915!
Cooch set an intestinally complex trail for his Run 916, Like the small intestine; it was several kilometres long, while confined to a relatively small space. Trail never got more than about halfa-kilo from the MCG, but looped over and under every bridge and tunnel in the area. Our hearts sank when we saw the super-fit Cooch come in from laying trail in searing heat, lathered in sweat and gasping for breath. Naturally he ran it straightaway again, though he didnt exceed the 50 km mark he set on his Run 881. Deep Throat has also been on the toes, and got charged for running 35 km in two days. Quasimodo and Bovine Breeder were also right to go; theyve been walking backwards 25 km per day, training for Quasimodos balmy ExtremeHash. As for the rest of us. after staggering back we all collapsed on the Jolimont grass for a few hours, with Baa-baa-ra frantically administering amber transfusions, till all the grog ran out.
Skiddy was back (very ominous); so was Kakadu Dax with his small heart, he can only train when hes sure its not gonna get cold and also a runner called Skids, having reached the pinnacle of fitness with a newly broken ankle, launched himself at Lakeside. Try-a-Fuck came along too. What a perfect match for Like-a-Virgin, said Baa-baa-ra, who tried to get this in all night as a charge, but kept forgetting T-a-Fs name.
Janus was duly promoted to Grandmaster for the Red Dress Run, and was also charged for wearing faggy little satin mushroom shorts. But Gerbils grumbled that Cooch didnt have the drinkstop in the topless pub over the road (hmm ). Gerbils also had Miss Piggy up for not giving Father a very good birthday.
Barterbitch is a little worried about Whinging Pom. Now that Rugarse is safely out of sight taking bongo-drum lessons of a Wednesday night, W.P. has taken to inquiring whether BB would be wanting to come home with her! Shunt has pointed out that Deep Throat is trying to pick up businessmen on the trail through the Treasury Gardens! And Mothball revealed that Cooch le Cooch has had to drag Egg & Bacon Pie back inside after she attempted to go out shopping without pants on! And now that we have delved completely into everybodys private life, I was shocked to hear Udder Idjit talking about his seduction of a red-haired Swedish dental technicians back in his Seychelles days. The cavalier don Juan couldnt remember her name the next morning. I suppose its understandable though; you can sympathise with Udder not remembering to yell out Oh, Ingela Erica Siggurjohanessen!!! in his moment of passion.
As you may have noticed, your Lakeside HashHouse Harriers Hash Trash scribe has taken to conducting something of a little campaign in his penultimate write-up for the year – get behind it and give GG a drink!
Well, Ive got my exquisite little two-piece number for the Big Red One on Saturday evening. See you there!
UPCUMMING HASH RUNS
Run 917 February 16 (5 pm) Barterbitch Oxford Scholar Hotel, cnr Swanston
The 7th annual
Red Dress Run $10, Wear a RED DRESS! & ABeckett Strs; Melway: 2B E 12
Run 918 February 20 Whippet Gasworks Park, (BBQ off Richardson St)
South Melbourne; Melway 2J: H7
Run 919 February 27 Combined with D&E Heidelberg Football Club,
D&E AGPU
Warringal Park, Beverley Rd.Heidelberg
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Melway 32: C4
UPCUMMING HASH EVENTS
Beat the Ferry Hash Dash
: Sun. March 24, 2002 Western Suburbs H3 : Western Suburbs H3 will once again host the Beat the Ferry Hash Dash as part of the Williamstown Festival, about 11 am, 4K, A to B. Fliers will be coming. I believe one of Trouser Snakes kids who won last year too so lets see a great turnout this year too! (anyone out there can out-run a 9 year old?)
Zoo Twilights
, TONIGHT February 15, 6:30-9 pm. Joe Camilleris Revelators play Rock and
R & B at the Melbourne Zoo. Adultss: $15.30; kids $7.60; Family $41.40 ( 2 adults + 4 kids). Call Gerbils (Cathy) on 0425-596-726. Get along and see Lounge Lizards Whine Opener in action!!!
Melbourne Full Moon Hash Run No 20
24 Feb $pm !!! (Could that be 4pm, without the Caps Lock on???!!) O’Donahue’s Picnic Grounds, Map 75, 3G
Hare: Firecracker