Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2005-2006
Grand Master: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Relig. Advisor: Yolanda “Screw Top” Shaw Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: Mark “Whippet ” Willetts Checking Chicken: Nick “NickleB” Leicester Sgt@Arms: David “Mothball” De Freitas Soc Sec: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Gierke On Sec: Reza “The Shah” Gharavi Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Hash Flash: Anyone? Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1168, 13 Sept 2006 Hare: Mummmies Boy Venue: The Parkview Hotel, St.Georges Rd, North Fitzroy.
What should we call it!? Dog run may suit. We had three dogs in the run all energetic and strong enough to take away their owners.
We got together in Parkview Hotel which was recently been refurbished. As we arrived, I found Mommies Boy giving historical lecture to Tommie, The Irish colleague mine, explaining the hash legacy. Run was started in North Fitzroy and found its way alongside Merri Creek. Before we get lost at the end of the run, we passed the Klingon’s web research centre which appeared to confused most of us except Pog who was the only runner who followed the arrows all the way. We instead used Klingon’s local knowledge to get home. The “On In” and “On Home” which we didn’t see were at the same spot and Tommie and Pog were our visitors. Pregnant Pose, Seagull, Twisted Sister, Dangerous, Screw Top, Quasimodo were returnees. NickleB was the only runner who had 201 runs against his name. The public circle was held in the plastic covered back yard which took the attention of few passing by walkers. Seagull also lifts the cover to feed Spot, her dog, before the circle.
Mommies Boy was charged for dangerous setting of the run which almost ran over Screw Top, NickelB and Lotsa Fun. Klingon explained why the foot injury of Goliath doesn’t heal due to lack of veggies in Goliath’s diet. When a walker approached Mothball wondering what he was doing, he responded that he is just following arrows which was less informative for public considering declining number of Lakeside hashers. Seagull, Klingon and Pregnant Pose brought their dogs to the run GG finally got his prize for scoring 122 points, a top point in Victoria, in the Lakeside Footi competition. Max, Mothball’s cheap pussy, came second and BJ, Sooty’s mate in New Zealand, came third. I was listening to Klingon’s accusation for scalloping when GG interrupted my writing by standing in front of me like a dumb statue. Then he charged me to drink from my shoe before Mommies Boy got a down down for his web check at the Klingon’s work place. Shah couldn’t figure out whether Quasimodo was away to write her book or just loosing interest and found out that Quasimodo is painting nude men according to Mommies Boy. E&B finally charged Pod for his honest contribution to hash, paying $30 for the red T-shirt, like what GG was wearing.
On On Sec: Shah
Announcements:
New LSH3 rugby top for sale! Available in several colours; collar is denim. $30. ‘How to order’ details to follow from E’n’B.
Upcoming Events
22-24 Sept Bike Hash/winery weekend at Griffith – The Boomerang is the contact.
30 Sept – Grand Final Day extravaganza 12pm Run, Seaford RSL Station St Melway 99 E3.
Next Full Moon run: Run No 79 at 3 p.m on 8 October 2006. Hares: Simon and Richard Wilson. Venue: Hallam North Road, Lysterfield, Map 82 K 10
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