Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2005-2006
Grand Master: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Relig. Advisor: Yolanda “Screw Top” Shaw Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: Mark “Whippet ” Willetts Checking Chicken: Nick “NickleB” Leicester Sgt@Arms: David “Mothball” De Freitas Soc Sec: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Gierke On Sec: Reza “The Shah” Gharavi Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Hash Flash: Anyone? Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1169, 20 Sept 2006 Hare: The Shah Venue: The British Crown, 14-18 Smith St Collingwood.
Splendid long run!
Can I praise my run!? Let’s hear from the runners that followed the arrows till the end. Prince said the run was all right though Mothball reminded me that this run was longer than the runs that I used to set. I just made the start of the run but it appeared that runners could manage to find a pub that hasn’t been marked on the map.
Run visited two commission canters, one in Fitzroy and other in Carlton but luckily Lakeside’s insurance wasn’t jeopardized and everybody came home safe. Klingon guided pack of walkers across Carlton gardens and back which appeared was too long for Sooty who doesn’t look healthy these days. Schnitzels were coming out of the kitchen but Shah couldn’t manage to worry less as the runners hadn’t returned home yet. Wow!
Prince is back and gradually rests of the pack are here to get their dinner. The run has two futures to celebrate, it is E&B’s birthday and the pub is a virgin pub. Tangles and GG couldn’t remember to run from British Crown and hence gave it 9.345 from 10 after deducting some points for Shah setting a run which was longer than he thought. E&B’s friends, Pauline and Stuart came only for the birthday party which was included of a yummy birthday cake after the dinner. Chinese Lotus, Whippet’s colleague, joined Tag from RPH3 and Add On as visitors. NickleB (220), Lotsa Fun (204) and Klingon (402) had significant runs while Cooch managed to engineer the task of cutting the cake but couldn’t count the number of the runners present. It appeared that runners got a glimpse of gorgeous Carlton girls presenting in a girl with short skirt but Prince spoiled the moment by hitting the post while watching the girl. Tug and Mothball were quite disappointed that they were distracted from watching the girl and lost track of her result of Prince’s incident. Goliath managed to come after the run to have curry despite every other hasher enjoyed $10 Schnitzel. E&B gave a good mark to her trainee, Shah, for setting the run to cross the red lights but tempted to cross the road neglecting the traffic lights. Sooty received the second prize on BJ behalf but kept the money for himself and the certificate for BJ.
GG charged Klingon for his dangerous walking behavior, holding Add On in one hand and Chicko in the other. Tangles got a down down for talking during the circle while NickleB witnessed Chinese Lotus receiving long SMSs. Tangles gave ba lift thinking he knew the address but they ended up looking cars screens for the hash signs.
E&B unfairly pointed to Stuart’s new running shoes and after a discussion whether E&B should drink from Stuart’s shoe herself for brining a virgin runner to the run and not informing him about the rules, asked Stuart to drink from his shoes. GG finally got a low profile charge.
On On Sec: Shah
Announcements:
New LSH3 rugby top for sale! Available in several colours; collar is denim. $30. ‘How to order’ details to follow from E’n’B.
Upcoming Events
22-24 Sept Bike Hash/winery weekend at Griffith – The Boomerang is the contact.
30 Sept – Grand Final Day extravaganza 12pm Run, Seaford RSL Station St Melway 99 E3.
Next Full Moon run: Run No 79 at 3 p.m on 8 October 2006. Hares: Simon and Richard Wilson. Venue: Hallam North Road, Lysterfield, Map 82 K 10
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